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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 23, 2012 / 7 Mar-Cheshvan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mitt Romney pleased Republicans at the Al Smith Dinner with the way he delivered his jokes Friday. He outsourced the premises and fired the set-ups and left only the punch lines working. That will all change if he gets elected and has thirty minutes to fill every day.

Al-Qaeda CEO Khalid Sheik Mohammed went on trial in Guantanamo for plotting the World Trade Center attack. His interrogation and trial enjoyed bipartisan support. Republicans got to place a terrorist on trial for his life and Democrats get to torture a CEO.

Libya's port city of Benghazi was reported under the control of al-Qaeda Friday. The terrorists now control the port access to the world's lightest sweetest crude oil. The Sierra Club thought nothing could be more dangerous than fracking, but they were wrong.

USA Today said the Dry Hollow Ranch in Texas is doing big business offering women a Bullets and Botox Weekend. Women who go there learn handgun shooting while they get their wrinkles filled. The Republicans may have stumbled onto a way to win California.

The Weather Channel showed a dust storm in Oklahoma that blinded truck drivers Friday. The dust was so thick you couldn't see five feet in front of you. It's nature's way of saying, don't get too excited about these government jobs reports, it's still a depression.

Cook County officials proposed a nickel-a-bullet tax to help treat gunshot victims in Chicago. It'd cost ten dollars in taxes to load an automatic weapon. No one would have believed it but there's now something more expensive in a movie theater than the popcorn.

The Griffith Observatory was packed to see the meteor showers Friday as the Earth passed through Halley's Comet's tail. What a beautiful sight. The outdoor balcony was packed with young people all looking down at their meteor shower app on their iPhones.

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