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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 10, 2012 / 24 Tishrei, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted he praised Hitler while he filmed his weightlifting movie Pumping Iron decades ago. It implies that steroids can make you a Nazi. It's just more evidence of why Lance Armstrong was able to roll through France in twelve days.

A Philadelphia teacher ridiculed a female student who wore a Romney T-shirt to school Friday. The teacher said it's like wearing a KKK shirt to school. The teacher assumed that when Augusta National admitted women last month that the decision covered the Klan, too.

American Airlines blamed spilled sugary drinks for loosening the floor screws on its seats that broke loose and rolled around. Their crews don't mop the cabin. The TSA says sticky floors are a security precaution to keep hijackers from getting to the cockpit quickly.

Ann Romney agreed to guest host ABC's Good Morning America today. She has the common touch. Ann will talk about the problems all women face when they're trying to raise five boys on fifteen million dollars a year with a husband who travels all the time.

President Obama vowed to work with Republicans to solve the country's problems if he's given a second term. It's not a reflexive action. He said compromise has become a dirty word in Washington and then he told the Republicans to go compromise themselves.

Michelle Obama said Friday if she were a producer she'd cast Denzel Washington to play her husband. That's perfect. Denzel Washington played a submarine commander in another movie and he knows what it's like to be sixteen trillion feet underwater.

President Obama addressed a fundraiser in Hollywood Sunday at the Nokia Theater on Hollywood Boulevard. It was his twelfth trip to Los Angeles since he became U.S. president. He's here so often that he's been arrested three times for loitering near an ATM.

Barack Obama dedicated the Cesar Chavez National Monument in California Monday, honoring the late labor leader of Mexican fruit and vegetable pickers. Cesar Chavez has been reduced to a historical footnote ever since Americans swore off fruits and vegetables about fifteen years ago. A smarter politician would fly to Pennsylvania and honor Hershey.

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