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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 5, 2012 / 19 Tishrei, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Denver University hosted a presidential debate Wednesday night that lasted ninety minutes. Afterwards President Obama got back to his Denver hotel room at precisely nine-forty-five Mountain Time. He knew it because Mitt Romney had just cleaned his clock.

President Obama and Mitt Romney had days of practice for the Denver debate. They both worked hard. Mitt Romney rehearsed with GOP Senator Rob Portman playing Obama, and President Obama shot three episodes of The Haney Project for the Golf Channel.

U.S. government researchers said Tuesday that U.S. births fell for the fourth straight year last year. It's starting to become a problem. The moment babies are born and they hear how much they owe on the national debt, they crawl back in and refuse to come out.

The Daily Caller unearthed a five-year-old clip of Barack Obama race-baiting a black crowd. The tape shows him speaking in a heavy, old-fashioned black Southern dialect. We all know he was raised in Hawaii but it's news that he was owned by a sugar plantation.

Chinese hackers broke into the White House main computer Friday and the FBI was alerted to find out who the hackers are. There are no suspects. They don't of anyone who wants to find out the secrets of maintaining high unemployment and low approval ratings.

Jet Blue announced it will fly people upset about November's election results out of the country for free. That will be one angry flight. American Airlines was going to offer the same promotion, but they've already got enough loose screws in the passenger cabins.

The FAA expressed a willingness to permit U.S. airlines to allow cellphone use during flights Tuesday, however no carrier will request it. The major carriers are concerned about air safety and liability. If the pilots are texting they could crash head-on into a train.

The Agriculture Department says students are tossing vegetables in cafeteria trash cans to protest the Healthy Eating Initiative. It's really shaking up the schools. The drug dealers have lost all their corners to sixth graders selling black-market Snickers bars.

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