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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 3, 2012 / 18 Tishrei, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mitt Romney will debate President Obama in Denver in the first of three presidential debates tonight. It's must-see viewing. They will fight it out for three debates and allow Americans to decide which Harvard graduate is the most relatable to everyday folks.

The Denver Air and Space Museum will be the site of tonight's televised presidential debate. Both sides agreed to thirty-two pages of rules. They spell out the height of the lectern, the backdrop's color, and state that all questions must have a ten-foot arc on them.

Tiger Woods failed to win a match the entire Ryder Cup as the U.S. team blew the lead and lost to the European team Sunday. It certainly won't go down as Tiger's fault. The reporters gave him a pass and blamed the Ryder Cup loss on his playing partner, Joe Biden.

The Ryder Cup was retained by Europe in a come-from-behind win over U.S. golfers in Chicago Sunday. The U.S. team was thrashed by six Britons, an Italian and a German. Barack Obama issued a statement blaming the anti-American violence on a YouTube video.

New York Jets owner Woody Johnson said Sunday it's more important that Mitt Romney win this year than it is for the Jets to win the Super Bowl. It's very puzzling he'd say that. The NFL owners share all their revenue equally and that's all President Obama ever asked.

President Obama had practice debates in Las Vegas Monday prepping for tonight. He hasn't faced tough questions in nearly four years. His press conferences are like worship services and every time a reporter expresses a doubt, the president ex-communicates him.

The Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders designated Internet addiction as an official disease Monday. They called it a debilitating psychological disorder. It's a stroke of genius this close to the election for the Democrats to replace two years of unemployment benefits with permanent disability payments for the entire population.

Arnold Schwarzenegger discussed his life on CBS's 60 Minutes Sunday as he promoted his autobiography, Total Recall, in bookstores today. That's not all he was promoting on the show. Arnold still wore his wedding ring because it's a proven housekeeper magnet.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's photographer defected to the United States Thursday at the U.N. This is the second-best intelligence bonanza possible. If we'd gotten Ahmadinejad's makeup artist we'd know which underground bunker has his mistress in it.

Jerry Brown signed a bill into law Monday allowing hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens to get driver's licenses in California. It's still not an easy task. In order to get a California license you must be able to pass a written test, you must pass a driving test, and you must be able to text with one hand while shooting out the window with the other.

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