Jewish World Review Oct 28, 2011 / 30 Tishrei, 5772
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Terrell Owens staged a one-man workout in L.A. Tuesday hoping to draw NFL scouts to see him run, cut and catch passes. he did the workout while bare-chested in shorts. No NFL scouts turned out to watch him but he got three offers from the Bel-Air Divorcees.
President Obama enjoyed himself on Jay Leno's Tonight Show Tuesday while he was in Los Angeles. It was good to see him relaxed for a change. He's killed three terrorist leaders in six months, proving that the first week of quitting smoking is always the hardest.
President Obama made new rules to lower student loan payments Wednesday which don't apply to delinquent borrowers. The program is only open to people who are current on their payments. Helping people who aren't in financial trouble is what he accused Bush of doing.
Michele Bachmann's presidential campaign lost five staffers Wednesday. They claim that she was treating them like second-class citizens. Every morning when Michele would pick them up in front of Home Depot, she refused to let them drink coffee in her van.
Pentax Lab in Amarillo disarmed America's last remaining Cold War-era big nuclear bomb Monday. Large megaton bombs are no longer needed to destroy a country. With today's modern technology we just borrow money from them and refuse to pay them back.
Homeland Security was reported Monday to be funding a high-tech company which makes street lights that contain twenty-four hour surveillance cameras. It has the potential of making everybody in America a reality TV star. That's how they're selling it to the public.
A New Jersey appeals court ruled Tuesday that a family didn't commit child abuse by naming their baby boy after Adolf Hitler. The child is the talk of the town. The kid isn't three years old and already he can point to the characters on Sesame Street and tell which one is gay, which one is Jewish and which one's a gypsy.
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