Jewish World Review Oct 27, 2011 / 29 Tishrei, 5772
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Human Rights Watch protested the treatment of Moammar Kadaffi's body on Monday. It was displayed in a freezer in a shopping mall for three days. Forcing any man to spend a whole weekend at the mall during football season is a violation of the Geneva Convention.
President Obama was in L.A. for two campaign fundraisers in Bel-Air on Tuesday. He arrived billing himself as a warrior for the middle class. For all Bel-Air knows about the middle class he might as well bill himself as a warrior for a rent-to-own furniture store.
Rick Perry proposed a flat tax plan Tuesday which ditches the child tax credit. Under it illegal aliens were paid four billion dollars for having additional babies last year. The border fences can't be high enough when you live in a country that pays people to have sex.
Washington police report two men wearing George W. Bush masks robbed a bank of one hundred thousand dollars. It only got worse . The next day a guy in a Barack Obama mask walked inside the bank and demanded a million dollars for struggling homeowners.
President Obama got a three-point bump in the polls after Kadaffi's killing Monday. He got three-point bumps after knocking off al-Awlaki and bin Laden. When he first took office he wouldn't even call it a War on Terror, now he kills terrorists the way some politicians kiss babies.
GOP candidate Rick Perry raised the issue of the veracity of President Obama's birth certificate Sunday. He should tread carefully here. Rick Perry is already on the record in favor of benefits for illegal immigrants, but he has to draw the line at a second term for them.
Congress's Super Committee was urged by the Dollar Coin Alliance Tuesday to scrap the one-dollar bill in favor of a one-dollar coin. It's a determined group. The alliance includes gold miners, silver miners and bartenders who think they'll get more five-dollar tips.
The Weather Channel showed spectacular photos of the Northern Lights painting the night sky red all the way down to Georgia Monday. Solar flares are bombarding Earth's atmosphere. Al Gore just called George Hamilton to ask him which way we should go on this.
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