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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct 19, 2011 / 21 Tishrei, 5772

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | California police arrested an illegal alien in San Jose Sunday for selling firearms and methamphetamines from his hot dog cart. This is a growing problem. The food safety regulations in California are so burdensome that they force hot dog carts to turn to crime.

President Obama endorsed the Occupy Wall Street protests in his MLK statue speech Sunday. His timing was pretty bad. The same day, the occupation was endorsed by the Nazi Party and the Communist Party, and they haven't agreed on anything since Poland.

President Obama went on a three-day presidential bus tour Monday of Virginia and North Carolina. They say it's not a political trip so the taxpayers are paying for it. He thinks he's a man of the people as long as he takes less expensive trips than Michelle does.

Cuba's government revealed Monday it's prepared to drill its first oil well in the Gulf of Mexico in December when their drilling platform arrives from Singapore. They'll be sorry. Cuba is way too poor to pay the living expenses of shrimp fishermen in New Orleans.

The McDonald's Channel was launched on a closed circuit TV network Monday airing in-house programs. They promise a safe viewing environment. It's the only place where you'll be able to watch TV without being bombarded by stories about the obesity epidemic.

Texas parents were angry Monday after kids in a McAllen school's Spanish class were forced to learn and recite the Mexican pledge of allegiance. It was an absolute melee. Violence broke out in the classroom when half the students pledged allegiance to the wrong cartel.

The Big Twelve Conference landed TCU as Missouri weighed joining the SEC Tuesday, with the ACC gaining a school here and losing one there. It'll all work out. As of press time Monday the Big East was confident it's just landed Hawaii and the University of Guam.

Mitt Romney led GOP candidates in Monday's polls as conservatives scrambled to try to block the moderate Republican. His record would make him very popular on the Internet if they'd just illustrate it. Mitt Romney's got more positions than the Kama Sutra.

GOP candidate Herman Cain for the first time led President Obama in a hypothetical election match-up Monday in the Rasmussen Poll. Democrats are cornered. Four years ago if you said you were voting for the African-American, Democrats praised you as open-minded, but today if you say you're voting for the African-American, they call you a birther.

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