Jewish World Review Oct 7, 2011 / 9 Tishrei, 5772
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hank Williams Jr. apologized for comparing President Obama to Adolf Hitler Sunday in a Fox News interview. It's all smoothed all over now. Within two days, the surviving members of the Hitler family appeared on German television and accepted Hank's apology.
The FBI told Clint Eastwood that J. Edgar Hoover was not gay Tuesday as he prepared to direct his new movie called J. Edgar. There is evidence that Hoover was gay. He made Pretty Boy Floyd the most wanted man in America before the guy even committed a crime.
Mercedes-Benz bought the naming rights to the Louisiana Superdome Tuesday. They purchased the rights to have it called the Mercedes Benz Superdome just for athletic events and for corporate shows. During all hurricanes it will still be known as Bush's Fault.
Herman Cain led the GOP polls Tuesday thanks to support from the Tea Party. Every week they want somebody besides Mitt Romney. When Rick Perry didn't pan out, the Republicans agreed to wait twenty-eight days until David Hasselhoff's released from rehab.
New York's Occupy Wall Street protesters argued among themselves Tuesday about whether they should sew their own sleeping bags with winter coming or engage in capitalism and buy them. Also, they argued over whether to beg for food or buy donuts. It took two hours in the real world to convert the entire movement to supply-side economics.
President Obama faced editorial criticism Tuesday for ordering the drone missile killing of two al-Qaeda terrorists who'd been born in the U.S. People are alarmed that a president can fire a missile and kill an American citizen without even a trial. All week long comedians and Republicans would look up in the sky before they would say anything.
Michelle Obama's trip to Africa was found to have cost half a million dollars in fuel alone. Her two daughters were listed as senior staffers. If you think that's bad, Bo the Portugese Water Dog got a six-hundred-million-dollar loan to provide hydroelectric power.
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