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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct 5, 2011 / 7 Tishrei, 5772

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Nobel Peace Prize will be awarded Saturday with no chance of President Obama winning. Ever since they gave him the peace prize, he's been firing missiles at terrorists' heads. This year they want to give it to somebody with a history of mental illness who can't get a license to carry a gun.

Dick Cheney praised President Obama for the missile strike killing al-Qaeda's leader Anwar al-Awlaki Friday. Reaction in the Arab world showed how the world is changing there. An hour after the assassination, Anwar's wife updated her Facebook status to Single.

President Obama's campaign will hold a nationwide raffle for dinner with President Obama for three dollars a ticket. The drawing is held next month and the winner will be announced in Chicago. It's part of the president's plan to get the country gambling again.

NBA stars met with owners in New York Monday to try to keep their season from being canceled. The referees have the most to lose. Not only are they not drawing their salaries but they're on the verge of getting their leg broken for not providing their quota of betting tips.

South Carolina moved up its GOP primary to stay in front of Florida, prompting New Hampshire and Iowa to move theirs up to early January or even December. They've got to get a grip on this. If they move it any earlier they're going to be stuck with McCain again.

A Beijing restaurant put a cartoon caricature of President Obama on its logo Monday and called itself Obama Fried Chicken. China has no respect for trademarks. Giant cartoon signs with Barack Obama's face on it are the intellectual property of the Tea Party.

Bank of America announced a five-dollar monthly debit card fee Friday. It prompted a consumer stampede back to the use of paper checks. President Obama just realized that billions of paper checks in circulation means a lot fewer trees between him and the green.

Mexico passed a law Tuesday allowing couples to get married for two years. It really changes nothing. No matter how long they've been married, a judge will still have to decide who gets the landscaping business in Bel-Air and who gets the drug route in Mexico.

Boston Red Sox pitchers were reported Saturday to have been drinking in the locker room during baseball games this past season. It wasn't their fault. Throughout their collapse in September the fans were throwing beer on the Red Sox and they didn't want to be rude and turn it down.

Alabama police arrested an eighty year-old woman for selling crack cocaine Friday after a previous arrest for possession and distribution. It's a sign of the times. It just shows the things you've got to do nowadays to bring the whole family in for Thanksgiving.

New York police arrested four hundred Occupy Wall Street protesters Saturday who clogged up the Brooklyn Bridge, halting all traffic. They demanded free housing, free food, free health care and more totalitarian government. They asked for jail and they got it.

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