In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct 31, 2011 / 3 Mar-Cheshvan 5772

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | BP got its first permit to drill in the Gulf since last year's oil spill Friday. Saudi Arabia is unstable, Kadaffi was executed and we're exiting Iraq. BP figures they have five years to get the oil out before a Shrimp Spring overthrows the rig and kicks them out of the Gulf.

Michael Jackson's doctor's trial for negligent manslaughter dragged into its fifth week on Tuesday. The jurors are in no hurry. With free meals, validated parking and twelve dollars per diem, the city is getting three hundred resumes coming in a day for jury service.

Rick Perry went on Fox News and accused Mitt Romney of flip-flopping on the issues Wednesday. The charge didn't go unanswered. Mitt Romney responded by saying Rick Perry doesn't know what he is talking about, but praised him for his breadth of knowledge.

The Atlantic Monthly analyzed President Obama's student loan debt reduction order Thursday and reported it only saves a student six to eight dollars a month. That's only enough for one six pack. No politician ever got your vote for president just by wetting your whistle.

The State Department just bought thousands of books written by Barack Obama for overseas distribution. He gets a fifteen percent royalty on each book sold to his own government. Bill Clinton cannot believe there is actually something he didn't think of first.

Hillary Clinton announced the U.S. is setting up an Internet-based virtual U.S. embassy in Iran. It's to reach out to Iranians who want to learn about the U.S. or travel to the U.S. We could balance the budget just by selling them Great Satan costumes for Halloween.

Michigan police arrested an eighty-nine-year-old man with three hundred pounds of cocaine they seized in his truck Tuesday. Everyone feels bad for him. It's just another example of a thrifty senior citizen losing his retirement plan due to a government takeover.

Occupy Wall Street protesters enjoyed gourmet meals from local restaurants Friday in New York. Money is no object. Thirty days ago the banks provided every protester in the park with an Occupy Wall Street credit card with deceptively low introductory rates.

Ford Motors didn't pay third quarter dividends Thursday despite a billion and a half in earnings. The company now has twenty billion in cash and only eight billion in debt. No one wants to think where Detroit would be today if Jay Leno didn't own eighty-four cars.

Governor Jerry Brown proposed a rollback on public employee benefits Wednesday and a raise in the state employee retirement age to sixty-seven. A busy year awaits him. Minorities are pressing hard to have English recognized as California's third language.

The NFL fined Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamolu ten thousand dollars for calling his wife from the sidelines during last Sunday's game to tell her he was okay after an injury. The NFL doesn't allow cell phones on the bench during games. With the NBA sidelined, gamblers seeking a sure thing have taken to giving football players free cell phone minutes.

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