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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 26, 2010 / 18 Mar-Cheshvan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Harlem's Jimmy McMillan stole the show at the N.Y. governor's race debate Tuesday as the candidate of The Rent is Too Damn High party. The audience loved him. Everybody wants him to move to L.A. and run for mayor as the candidate of the Lindsay Lohan is Too Damn High party.


U.S. Olympic gold medal sprinter LaShawn Merritt was banned from the London Olympics. He tested positive for a substance found in male enhancement pills. It cost him the Olympics but it got him an offer to be quarterback coach for the Minnesota Vikings.


San Francisco prosecutors submitted their federal witness list for Barry Bonds' upcoming trial for perjury. He maintains his complete innocence. Barry Bonds will tell anyone who asks that never once in his life has he ever taken a perjury.


NBA Jam was released in its new edition by EA Sports Tuesday to mark the start of the NBA season next week. The video game lets you play as any player or celebrity you want, including Bill and Hillary Clinton. Every time Hillary turns her back, Bill scores.


The Justice Department stopped deporting arrested illegal aliens Tuesday, angering federal agents. Orders came from the top. The president said he wants to create better understanding with Mexico and if he can't do that, he wants to create Greater Mexico.


Homeland Security scrapped the high-tech virtual Mexico border fence Friday. They spent a billion on it but it only works in theory. Republicans want the name of the salesman who sold the U.S. government an invisible fence so they can groom him to run against Obama in two years.


The New York Marathon invited the thirty-three rescued Chilean miners to attend the event all-expenses-paid Saturday. Now it's just thirty-two rescued miners. One of the miners had a wife and a mistress waiting for him when he surfaced and he went back down.


Parliament slashed five hundred thousand government jobs in Britain Tuesday to reduce government spending. It won't happen here. The U.S. Congress nuclear bomb shelter is located under an old cavalry fort in Maryland so they will never be far from a trough.


Bristol Palin came out onstage in a gorilla suit on Dancing with the Stars last week before her dance number. She made a transition from ape to a beautiful young woman and survived. She could become the first opponent of evolution to win the Darwin Award.


German Chancellor Angela Merkel addressed her German conservative party last week in Potsdam and declared that the multi-cultural experiment in Germany has totally failed. She complained that Germany is being overrun by foreigners. Karma is so slow.

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