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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 19, 2010 / 11 Mar-Cheshvan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Philadelphian Juan Rodriguez was refused the million dollars offered by a website mogul for streaking through an Obama rally last Sunday. It's because Obama never saw the guy. It'd be gay to look at a naked man when you've got two perfectly beautiful Teleprompters right there in front of you.


Senator Harry Reid told his TV debate crowd in Nevada Thursday that his mother took in laundry from a local brothel to make ends meet. It weirded everybody out. Now he's having to explain that Mormons don't procreate by making their ends meet.


The Gallup Poll out Friday says the Democrats risk losing Congress in November in a rout. It looks bleak for them. Democrats in Congress have just two weeks before they have to live on one teaspoon of tuna every other day and the prayers of the Chilean people.


Chilean miners thanked U.S. drilling firms and NASA for the sophisticated equipment they supplied to rescue them last week. It took twelve hours to pull all thirty-three miners up through the narrow opening. Only the Octomom knew what the earth was going through.


Realty Check reported Thursday that one hundred thousand homes were foreclosed by banks in September across the United States. Home evictions are epidemic in the Southern California suburbs. In the San Fernando Valley the ice cream truck plays Taps.


The National Organization for Women said it's okay for Jerry Brown's people to call Meg Whitman a whore. It signals that feminism only protects liberal women. Ann Taylor just created a new line of electrified bras and skirts to protect Republican women from office gropers.


The Green Party was sabotaged by Chicago's political machine Friday when their governor candidate's last name Whitney was misspelled as Whitey on ballots sent to black voting districts. It'll be watched closely. President Obama will see it as a sign not to bother running for re-election if Whitey carries Southside Chicago in two weeks.

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