In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 23, 2009 / 5 Mar-Cheshvan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama declared war Monday on the Chamber of Commerce, Fox News, Wall Street and Rush Limbaugh. He's got an enemies list. Richard Nixon was so casually racist that no one can believe he's come back to America as our first black president.

New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was a one-man wrecking crew in the AL playoffs this week. He's smashing home runs left and right. In spring training next year the Dodgers are going to have all their players date Madonna and then break up with her.

The Surgeon General was asked by hog farmers Tuesday to give swine flu another name. You can't get the deadly flu by eating a pig but you could get it by kissing the pig. Jerry Springer had better tape ahead if he doesn't want to run out of guests.

ESPN's Steve Phillips' mistress wrote a letter to his wife confessing their affair. The New York Post printed the letter on Wednesday. The Sixth Commandment never had an enforcement mechanism til the tabloids began running a toll-free tipline.

Roman Polanski was denied bail in Zurich Monday as he faces extradition to Los Angeles. He's headed to San Quentin. Roman Polanski always said he'd like to be in the same room with Sharon Tate's killer and it looks like he is going to get his wish.

The Justice Department indicted Tarek Mehanna for plotting to kill Americans by blowing up a shopping mall. How would that kill any Americans? If you set off a bomb in a shopping mall right now all it will do is knock over a Christmas tree and a sale sign.

New York City's former police commissioner Bernie Kerik was jailed Tuesday for leaking jury-tainting evidence in his upcoming corruption trial. That's life in the Big Apple. One day you are on the cover of Time, the next week you're doing it.

The White House ordered banks who got bailout money to cut their executive pay in half. The bankers took a government loan and now they're going to be treated like slaves. The elevator music at Bank of America now plays nothing but Old Man River.

President Obama promised stimulus money to small businesses on Wednesday. He's about to let the Bush tax cuts expire, raise the capital gains tax and increase health care costs. Chicago politicians naturally think that once you're buried you'll vote for them.

President Obama said Wednesday Michelle used to ask him why she needed to take off work to care for their sick daughters and not him. She was just jealous. Think about all of the times he comes home from campaign rallies with lipstick on his shoes.

The White House hinted Thursday it may scrap NASA's Ares rocket program to send astronauts to the moon. It would be a mistake to cancel the manned mission to the moon. If we don't send in troops, last weekend's bombing raid will have been pointless.

President Obama again delayed deciding what to do in Afghanistan Monday. He is driving both the Pentagon and the peace crowd crazy. It's like the groom who spent all night sitting on the end of the bed telling his bride how good it was going to be.

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