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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 13, 2009 / 25 Tishrei 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bill Clinton played a practice round before the Presidents Cup at Harding Park in San Francisco Wednesday. It's a public course. Bill Clinton loves playing on public courses because he can hit a shot and not have to hear the Republican response.


New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine ran campaign ads making fun of his Republican opponent's weight. The governor likes to point out that he himself participates in marathons. He watched all eighty-six episodes of The Sopranos in a row over Labor Day.


The L.A. Dodgers had Hugh Hefner and three playmates recite the Dodger Stadium code of conduct for fans before Wednesday's game. What a mistake. When one of the girls told the crowd not to interfere with balls in play they couldn't restore order for ten minutes.


David Letterman didn't say one word about his sex and blackmail scandal in his monologue Wednesday to the studio audience's disappointment. They didn't want any jokes about health care. Once people get to know you, nothing's as funny as your life.


David Letterman's accused extortionist's lawyer appeared on the Today Show Tuesday. He says the comedian's office was a hotbed of sexual harassment. Whenever it was someone's birthday they would always get a cake and play Pinch the Tail on the Intern.


The U.S. Senate approved a resolution apologizing to American Indians for years of bad policies and for acts of violence. These reparations never end. Every time the Cowboys defeat the Redskins somebody else has to get a casino license.


Alaskans each received a thirteen-hundred-dollar check Thursday as their share of Alaska's oil revenues. Environmentalists want to keep it a secret. If California had this arrangement children would be building oil rigs on the beaches instead of sand castles.


President Obama held meetings with his national security advisers Friday. They discussed having the Taliban take part in the governing of Afghanistan. They believe women should be covered up, and you have to admit they've never been blackmailed.


President Obama made plans Friday to attend the Pacific Rim leaders conference in Singapore. It's a wealthy city where they cane people for minor violations of public order. It's just one more city that finished ahead of Chicago for the Olympics.


The Senate Finance Committee will vote today on a health care bill that forces Americans to buy insurance as a condition of living in America. The public won't be thrilled. We liberated the Iraqis from something that wasn't one-tenth this repressive.


HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said Tuesday it's important for parents to get their kids vaccinated for swine flu. She's right. We can't afford to lose even one young worker when we've got a debt this high and Nike's the only one that's hiring.

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