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Jewish World Review Oct. 26, 2007 / 14 Mar-Cheshvan 5768 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
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Countrywide Financial announced Tuesday it will reach out and try to help millions of American homeowners refinance their sub-prime mortgages. It really looks like the market's turning around. Real estate in Southern California has never been hotter.
San Diego's affluent northern suburbs were hit hardest by the fires. Democrats were befuddled. Harry Reid blamed the fires on global warming, John Garamendi blamed the Iraq War and Hillary didn't dare come near wealthy white males and a roaring fire.
San Diego's affluent northern suburbs were hit hardest by the fires. Democrats were befuddled. Harry Reid blamed the fires on global warming, John Garamendi blamed the Iraq War and Hillary didn't dare come near wealthy white males and a roaring fire.
San Diego's Qualcomm Stadium sheltered the brushfire evacuees Wednesday. Inside the stadium they were offered yoga, acupuncture, massage therapy, cappuccino and catered meals from the Hyatt. San Diego's fine, but New Orleans could riot any day now.
Allstate revealed Tuesday it stopped selling homeowner's insurance in Southern California in July. It's no surprise. There have been no Good Hands people in California ever since Arnold Schwarzenegger gave up womanizing and Jerry Rice retired.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger got President Bush on the phone Tuesday as the disaster spread. It was easy. He called up the Iranian family whose castle burned down in Malibu and two clicks later he knew he had the president's undivided attention.
Hillary Clinton told Essence magazine she thinks her marriage to Bill has been well worth it. She said she never doubted it was a marriage worth investing in. Whenever they have coffee together they charge each other a hundred thousand dollars.
The Federal Reserve will reportedly cut interest rates Tuesday to bail out the financial markets. It's just in time. Homeowners were drowning in the ocean with sharks fast approaching, when miraculously the Fed steps in and saves the sharks. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
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