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Jewish World Review Oct. 25, 2007 / 13 Mar-Cheshvan 5768 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
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San Diego wildfire evacuees were housed in Qualcomm Stadium Monday because it's fireproof. Sports stadiums make great shelters. When Indiana is hit by tornadoes, people go to Notre Dame Stadium because nobody believes there'll be a touchdown there.
San Diego's Qualcomm Stadium was converted into a disaster shelter Monday. The evacuees had massage therapy, live rock bands and gourmet buffets from the Hyatt. Southern Californians haven't suffered like this since it drizzled on the Rose Parade.
U.S. Congressman Pete Stark of San Francisco apologized for saying the president enjoys casualties in Iraq. How'd that happen? Normally to get a politician from San Francisco to apologize you have to have photographic evidence of heterosexual behavior.
Bob Jones University leaders endorsed Mitt Romney Tuesday despite the school's stated belief that Mormonism is just a cult. Evangelicals are pragmatic if nothing else. They will nominate someone from a cult if that's what it takes to defeat a witch.
Hillary Clinton told the Des Moines Register Tuesday Iowa is a tough state for her to win. She said she never knew Iowans had never elected a woman to statewide office. This is what happens when you have all your detectives following your husband around.
John Edwards told high schoolers in New Hampshire the U.S. has a moral and legal obligation to treat women as the equals of men. It's sad to hear. John Edwards went into this race as the front-runner and now he's opening for Helen Reddy at school assemblies.
The Republican Governors Association partied in Washington Monday to celebrate Bobby Jindal's election as governor of Louisiana. It broke the mold. The voters of Louisiana elected the only Indian in the state who is ineligible for a casino license.
Hillary Clinton told the Des Moines Register Tuesday Iowa is a tough state for her to win. She said she never knew Iowans had never elected a woman to statewide office. This is what happens when you have all your detectives following your husband around.
John Edwards told high schoolers in New Hampshire the U.S. has a moral and legal obligation to treat women as the equals of men. It's sad to hear. John Edwards went into this race as the front-runner and now he's opening for Helen Reddy at school assemblies.
The Republican Governors Association partied in Washington Monday to celebrate Bobby Jindal's election as governor of Louisiana. It broke the mold. The voters of Louisiana elected the only Indian in the state who is ineligible for a casino license.
Hillary Clinton told the Des Moines Register Tuesday Iowa is a tough state for her to win. She said she never knew Iowans had never elected a woman to statewide office. This is what happens when you have all your detectives following your husband around.
John Edwards told high schoolers in New Hampshire the U.S. has a moral and legal obligation to treat women as the equals of men. It's sad to hear. John Edwards went into this race as the front-runner and now he's opening for Helen Reddy at school assemblies. The Republican Governors Association partied in Washington Monday to celebrate Bobby Jindal's election as governor of Louisiana. It broke the mold. The voters of Louisiana elected the only Indian in the state who is ineligible for a casino license. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
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