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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 8, 2007 / 26 Tishrei 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Senator Larry Craig of Idaho said Friday he will remain in the U.S. Senate. He's defiant. Even though he's been caught red-handed and he can't withdraw his guilty plea, he is not resigning from the U.S. Senate and he's not giving up his Olympic medals.


Olympic gold medalist Marion Jones pleaded guilty Friday to lying about steroid use and also to check fraud charges. There's a lesson here for kids. It's one thing to buy illegal drugs but it's just plain wrong to write the dealer a hot check for them.


Bill Clinton said Friday if his wife is elected she wants him to go around the world and repair America's tarnished reputation. It just might work. Imagine the cheers he would receive as he traveled from country to country sounding the all-clear.


Hillary Clinton claimed credit Friday for passing a children's health care bill that President Clinton signed ten years ago. Ted Kennedy got the bill passed but it was Hillary who persuaded her husband to sign it. She agreed to go out of town more often.


Mikhail Gorbachev was in New Orleans Friday and commented on the Vanity Fair ad he made, which shows him in the back seat of a limo with a Louis Vuitton bag, driving by the Berlin Wall. He said the photographer promised him that the ad would be in good taste. He would never agree to any nudity unless it was important to the story.


Iraq's government placed an order with China Thursday for hundreds of thousands of AK-47 Kalashnikov submachine guns for use by the Iraqi army. These are extremely dangerous weapons. The same people who paint the Barbie dolls paint the Kalashnikovs.


GOP candidate Ron Paul alarmed his party with a huge third-quarter fundraising total, mostly from Internet donors. The anti-war congressman told reporters it's not a top-down campaign, the campaign is really bottom up. Well, he is a gynecologist.


Ron Paul said he's running for president on the humble and non-interventionist foreign policy that President Bush ran on six years ago. The president honestly doesn't know how we wound up attacking Iraq. His trainer told him it was flaxseed oil.


GOP candidate Fred Thompson gave an interview to Radio Iowa Thursday. He warned that the United States can't count on help in Iran from the Soviet Union. It's nice to see that there is one Republican who is not distancing himself from President Bush.


Barack Obama said Thursday he's stopped wearing an American flag lapel pin because he thinks it's become a substitute for true patriotism. He said this in Iowa. Fortunately for him he was wearing a lapel pin that read G-d Bless Ethanol Subsidies.


Florida Democrats filed suit against the national Democratic party on Thursday to force the party to recognize their convention delegates. We know how this will end. No matter who wins the lawsuit, John Edwards gets forty percent of the settlement.


Hillary Clinton widened her lead over her Democratic rivals in the Washington Post poll released Wednesday. The senator likes to keep it real. She just announced that if elected president, she'll be inaugurated on the first really good hair day of 2009.

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