Jewish World Review Oct. 3, 2007 / 21 Tishrei 5768
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas's jury ruled against him Tuesday in the sex harassment suit brought by a woman. He's lucky this didn't happen in Los Angeles. He would have been laughed out of the courtroom for not shooting her.
Christian conservatives threatened Monday to bolt the GOP if Rudy Giuliani is the GOP nominee. Evangelicals can't stand Rudy. He's pro-gay, he's pro-choice, he's had three wives and he wore a dress on Saturday Night Live, and he doesn't seem sorry at all.
Britney Spears had to give up her kids to their dad Kevin Federline Monday. He does burger commercials where he admits having no talent. Judges in Los Angeles are so frustrated, they will side with whichever parent is still represented by management.
Mexican President Felipe Calderon was in Los Angeles Monday for Mexico's ruling party's convention, where he preached revolution against U.S. immigration law. There's nothing Homeland Security could do about it. He got into the country on a Pancho Visa.
Newt Gingrich said Sunday the odds are Hillary will be the next president. He is right. The only way the Republicans can defeat her is through her husband, and that would entail convincing Miss Teen South Carolina to take one for the team.
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