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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 2, 2007 / 20 Tishrei 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Nickelodeon blacked out its programming for one day Saturday to get kids to go out and exercise. The network's tired of being blamed for the obesity epidemic. So if you saw the Hostess Blimp flying over your neighborhood Saturday, now you know why.


Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is expected to reveal this week that he raised twenty million dollars in the third quarter. Much of it is cash on hand. If Barack Obama were any more flush, Senator Larry Craig would take it as a love call.


Minneapolis Airport lowered the bathroom stall dividers to the floor Friday to discourage flirting. They'll never be able to stop sex in airport men's rooms. Guys figure even if they get caught, the fine is less than three drinks at the airport bar.


Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff flew in to Arizona Friday to oversee border fence construction. He posed for cameras as he welded some of the fence himself. Everyone was just relieved that the tunnel underneath him held, and he didn't fall in.


New York cabs were forced Friday to install credit card machines and global satellite positioning systems. It's part of a campaign to clean-up the image of cabdrivers. In addition, every three thousand miles they are required to change the oil in their hair.


Michael Vick was placed on home confinement by his judge Wednesday for smoking pot as he awaits trial. It took awhile to catch him. He convinced the first three marijuana-sniffing dogs who came into his house that they could have been a contender.


The Los Angeles Dodgers erupted in hostility between rookies and veterans last week. It's chaos. Manager Grady Little would worry about losing his job to someone who could control the Dodger factions, but Saddam Hussein was hanged nine months ago.


The Justice Department indicted four men in Connecticut on Friday for selling steroids on the teen web site MySpace. The men were importing steroid powder from China and making the performance-enhancing drug in their laboratory. How are kids today ever going to learn anything if adults keep doing their science homework for them?

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