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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 30, 2006 / 8 Mar-Cheshvan, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Exxon Mobil reported record third-quarter earnings of ten billion dollars on Thursday following a summer of record gas consumption. The people at Google can't believe it. Apparently a lot of people are still searching for things in their cars.


Senator John Kerry said Tuesday he thinks Americans should give him a second chance. He connects with people much better now. In the last election, when the sirens sounded during a tornado in Iowa he asked for directions to the nearest wine cellar.


Ted Kennedy and John Kerry each donated half a million dollars from their campaign funds to the Democratic Party. They would rather keep all the cash and use it to win next year. It's an idea they got from a plaque in the Chicago Cubs front office.


Bill Clinton threw a golf tournament for his foundation donors at a New York Country Club Sunday and then he treated them to a Rolling Stones concert. He's accomplished one thing. Nobody's done a hillbilly joke on Arkansas in fourteen years.


The World Series was beaten badly in the ratings Tuesday by Dancing with the Stars. The networks were stunned to learn that Americans preferred ballroom dancing to baseball. It is the most convincing evidence yet that Al Gore was robbed.


Supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested in London on Wednesday for assaulting an immigration agent after having previously physically attacked six maids. It's no secret why she's so cranky. If she gets any skinnier, Madonna's going to adopt her.


Senator George Allen released excerpts Tuesday from his Democratic opponent's novels, which include gay sex with underage boys. The encounter is homoerotic and graphic. When it's made into a movie it's going to be called Mr. Smith Goes to Rehab.


Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger opened up a big lead in the polls Thursday in the California governor's race. Under the Constitution he can't run for president. His plan is to stay in politics until he is old enough for the Walter Brennan roles.

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