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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 20, 2006 / 28 Tishrei, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The National Football League received a terrorist threat on Wednesday. It was a threat to deploy a radiological dirty bomb during a game Sunday. Terrell Owens immediately demanded to know why he's there if they're not going to throw it to him.


Major League Baseball offered to sell fans caskets with their favorite team's logo on them along with uniforms to be buried in. It gets worse. After the casket has been lowered, a Billy Martin impersonator will kick the dirt back into the grave.


Miami University president Donna Shalala decided not to suspend any players for brawling Saturday. She's just doing her job. When the university hired a Clinton cabinet member they assumed she had world class looking-the-other-way skills.


The London Mail released confidential papers about Sir Paul McCartney saying he used illegal drugs and drank heavily and lunged at his wife with a broken wine glass. The papers were leaked Wednesday. It's his application to the House of Lords.


Bill Clinton called upon Americans to celebrate their religious differences on Wednesday. Evangelicals really appreciate him now. Ever since the Mark Foley scandal, home-school students learn about sex by studying the Clinton administration.


California Democrat Phil Angelides accused Arnold Schwarzenegger Thursday of backing South Africa's apartheid regime. It was a long time ago. At that stage in his career he really had no choice where they were going to film Conan the Barbarian.


The Wall Street Journal poll Wednesday showed sixteen percent of Americans approve of the job Congress is doing. That says something about us as a nation. Sure they are overspending, bribe-taking, Constitution-erasing sheep and shielders of pedophiles but still, one American in six appreciates their entertainment value.

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