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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 19, 2006 / 27 Tishrei, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Census Bureau says America's population hit three hundred million people Tuesday. They said the newest resident was a Latino baby born in Los Angeles. The extra six pounds five ounces was enough to tip the continent and lift Mexico three feet into the air.


Wesley Snipes was indicted on Monday for filing fraudulent income tax returns and for nonpayment of millions in taxes. No one knows where he is and no one's seen him. Sometimes being represented by the William Morris Agency is very helpful.


Disneyland said Monday it will start serving healthy and natural foods. They mean well but this could backfire. If they're going to serve spinach, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride could wind up being the jog from the concession stand to the bathrooms.


Nevada will vote in November on a ballot measure to legalize marijuana. Keep a careful eye out for the pedestrians. Every time the traffic light changes on Las Vegas Boulevard the stoners will jump up and down thinking they hit the jackpot.


The Chicago Cubs hired veteran manager Lou Piniella on Tuesday to bring the Cubs back to glory after a hundred years in the baseball wilderness. He's a good choice. Only Mark Foley has a better chance of turning the young Cubs around.


Warner Brothers resurrected a television series pilot called Capital City that ABC rejected four years ago. It's about a congressional page who works on Capitol Hill. The studio now thinks they can sell twenty-two episodes to Bravo sight unseen.


Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid used campaign donations to tip the hotel staff at the Ritz Carlton where he lives in Washington. It's all been straightened out. He's going to reimburse his campaign with money from his next Indian casino hold-up.


Hillary Clinton admitted Monday she wasn't named after Mt. Everest climber Sir Edmund Hillary. He did it six years after she was born. She'd rather say it was a lie than admit that for the first six years of her life her parents called her Frostbite.

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