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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 10, 2006 / 18 Tishrei, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | North Korea detonated an underground nuclear bomb Sunday, triggering a flurry of official reaction worldwide. One president didn't waste any time. Within the hour, Bill Clinton rushed to Malibu without his wife to help out with tsunami relief.


North Korea's nuclear test Sunday interrupted congressmen who were home campaigning for re-election. Not everyone thought it was bad news. Mark Foley e-mailed every underage page on his list to congratulate them for living like there's no tomorrow.


The Food and Drug Administration recalled California lettuce Sunday just one week after the spinach scare. School nutritionists are growing more concerned by the day. Bill Clinton's ban on junk food could wind up starving an entire generation.


Republican pollsters warned Sunday that for the first time in two election cycles, young moms are backing Democrats instead of Republicans. That should surprise no one. It was just a matter of time before the paternity tests came back from the lab.


Democratic Congressman Ed Markey complained Wednesday that the Homeland Security bill doesn't do enough to deter terror attacks. He's worried that it's too easy to destroy chemical plants. Anyone can just walk onto Willie Nelson's balcony and start spraying.


The American Occupational Therapy Association issued a warning to politicians on Wednesday. The group said excessive hand-shaking can lead to injuries. In addition, we've just learned that excessive typing can lead to pedophilia charges.


Congressman Mark Foley checked into alcohol rehab Sunday after he got caught sending sexual text messages to underage boys. His recovery began right away. After a blood test showed no alcohol in his system, the counselors broke his thumbs.


Congressman Mark Foley was reportedly contacted by publishers Tuesday to pen his autobiography. They want him to explain his predilections. The book would cover his whole life, from his days on the playground to his days on the playground.

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