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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 1, 2006 / 9 Tishrei, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Dallas Cowboys were expected to start troubled Terrell Owens in Sunday's game against Tennessee. The team said he spent all day Friday in team drills practicing cutting and running. Who says you can't be both a cowboy and a Democrat?


Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens was unfazed by reports Wednesday saying he tried to kill himself on painkiller pills. The flamboyant superstar told reporters he was never in any danger. He's convinced that he's good enough to rise from the dead.


Warren Beatty releases his classic movie Reds on DVD nationwide Monday. It's about the Bolshevik revolution. Warren Beatty made a huge fortune producing the movie Reds, which isn't exactly how Karl Marx diagrammed the play in the locker room.


Charlie Sheen signed a deal to stay on ABC's Two and a Half Men. The money is one-third what sitcom stars once got. The network audience is shrinking so fast that Katie Couric got the job as CBS anchor because she comes from a really large family.


Congressman Mark Foley of Florida resigned Friday for sending sexual e-mails to a sixteen-year-old male page. He really gave himself away. He moonwalked through the metal detector each morning and there are signs that he bleaches his skin.


Senator George Allen of Virginia was accused of using the n- word openly and loudly back in college. His opponent used sexist language at West Point. If they could learn to work together they could get a contract with Death Row Records.


Hillary Clinton urged Howard Dean Friday to stop building the party for the long term and start raising money for the November elections, noting that Republicans have raised three times as much money. Democrats just don't get it. If they're ever going to raise any money they have to stop coming out in favor of higher taxes on donors.


Al Gore showed the United Nations a movie Thursday with computer animations of the oceans rising to engulf and destroy New York and San Francisco. He wanted to show that cigarettes contribute to global warming. Republicans are advised by their urologists to watch the movie a half-hour before sex and it'll save you ten dollars.


Saudi Arabia began building a wall Friday along its five-hundred-mile border with Iraq. They didn't think it through. A border wall always seems like a good idea at first, but the Saudis will be sorry when housing construction costs triple overnight.


The Sons of Confederate Veterans demanded Thursday that Senator George Allen apologize for disrespecting the rebel flag. It never ends. In the past week he's apologized for offending South Asians, blacks and Jews, all while he was wearing a Redskins cap.


Former White House adviser Karen Hughes spoke with reporters Thursday about the difficulties of her job in the State Department. She's in charge of repairing the U.S. image in the Middle East. Every now and then she likes to sit around with Tom Cruise's publicist and Mel Gibson's publicist and see if anybody has any ideas.

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