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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 31, 2005 / 28 Tishrei, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Laura Bush on Friday warned that risky behaviors like drugs and sex and alcohol and violence and smoking are the top causes of disease and death among young people. She is absolutely right. They are also the top causes of nostalgia among older people.


Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad drew worldwide condemnation Wednesday when he called for the extinction of Israel. He's courting disaster. President Bush may be out of troops but he can still send in FEMA and reduce any country to rubble.


The Arkansas Supreme Court ruled Thursday that the Bill Clinton Presidential Library is eligible for a three million dollar tax break. It's not completely non-commercial. The pavilion devoted to his second term is sponsored by Nine Lives.


Newsweek warned Monday that Arctic migratory birds could carry bird flu into America. We're prepared. Randy Johnson was once denounced for accidentally killing a dove when it flew into one of his fastballs and now he's our first line of defense.


The Chicago White Sox swept the Houston Astros on Wednesday to win the World Series in four games. There were no losers. The next day the city of Houston threw a ticker tape parade for the victorious executives of Exxon Mobil Corporation.


Floridians waited in six-hour gas lines with no ice or water Wednesday after Hurricane Wilma. Everyone is miserable. People in Florida have stopped making fun of mobile homes because one more inch of rain and they will all be mobile homes.


President Bush returns to work Monday reeling from Hurricane Wilma, the Harriet Miers fiasco, the war and indictments. The White House is already taking action to get things back on track. They've decided to stop allowing Saddam Hussein to pray.


Harriet Miers withdrew her Supreme Court nomination on Thursday after a poor performance in her interviews with individual senators. She wasn't able to promote herself. In Los Angeles that's known to be the first symptom of Alzheimer's Disease.


Omar Sharif punched a Guatemalan parking attendant in Beverly Hills last June after the guy refused to take a Euro in payment. Sharif called him a stupid Mexican and socked him in the face. Now of course there's a lawsuit and Omar Sharif is leading Arnold Schwarzenegger eighty-five to fifteen in the latest poll for governor.

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