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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 17, 2005 / 14 Tishrei, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Ted Kennedy attempted to rescue six men trapped by a high tide on a jetty at Hyannisport Sunday but had to leave it to firefighters. He tried to rescue the men using a thirteen-foot boat until rough waters forced him back. He should have taken the car.


The Minnesota Vikings had an orgy during a boat cruise on Thursday. The team issued a written apology for the public display of sex and drinking and drug use. The NFL commissioner reviewed it carefully and decided to make it a form letter.


The Chicago White Sox won the pennant for the first time in forty-five years Sunday. They play in south Chicago in Al Capone's old neighborhood. At the request of the Braille Institute the team doesn't sell bathtub gin after the seventh inning.


Hollywood's lobbyist Dan Glickman told Fox News Sunday he wishes stars would stay out of politics. He went from being Agriculture Secretary to Hollywood's top lobbyist on Capitol Hill. It's regarded as a lateral move in the fertilizer industry.


New York Times reporter Judy Miller will address the Society of Professional Journalists this week in Las Vegas. It's at the Aladdin Hotel. When she sees the billboards she's going to wish she had never been photographed wearing handcuffs.


Newt Gingrich in a speech in Alabama Thursday charged that Democrats have no foreign policy ideas of their own. Blame lack of leadership. It's not like the days of the Clinton Doctrine, which declared that monogamy is the enemy of free will.


The Minnesota Vikings held an orgy on a boat cruise last Thursday that could cost them a taxpayer-financed stadium. They may have to move. Los Angeles fans knew if we stood by our principles we would eventually get an NFL team that reflects our values.


New England was flooded Friday as wildfires threatened Los Angeles only four weeks after killer hurricanes laid waste to the Gulf Coast. It's no coincidence. Nobody's life or property can be considered safe when the U.S. Congress is in session.


British stage star Daniel Craig was cast Thursday as James Bond. Critics are asking why such a serious actor would take such a shallow role. Other than the fame and the cash and the power and the women it's the emptiest existence imaginable.


The New Orleans Police Department was sued Friday over the videotaped beating of a black suspect last week. He was accused of walking the streets drunk in the French Quarter. It is a misdemeanor in New Orleans to get a head start on everybody.


Harriet Miers's past law articles surfaced Friday. She advocated affirmative action, legal aid for the poor and higher taxes to ensure justice for all. She ought to withdraw before they find out she was Diane Keaton's stunt double in Reds.


Bill and Hillary's first house in Fayetteville, Arkansas, was made into a museum Thursday. It leaves you wistful. The lamp fragments are so deeply embedded in the wall that anybody can see what a great softball pitcher Hillary might have been.


Howard Dean predicted the Democrats will retake Congress Friday. They'd better get some new ideas. Democrats aren't going to win any elections until they come up with something better than asking Michael Moore to make an anti-hurricane movie.


Hillary Clinton spoke to a synagogue in Beverly Hills on Thursday during the Yom Kippur services. Her writers think of everything. She got a huge round of applause when she reminded the congregation her husband's last girlfriend was Jewish.


New York Governor George Pataki announced Wednesday he will speak at an Iowa county Republican dinner later this month. He must be running for president. About the only other time you will see a New Yorker in Iowa is if the plane crashes.

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