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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 10, 2005 / 7 Tishrei, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded Friday to Mohammed ElBaradei for his work as the United Nations nuclear inspector. He hasn't done that great a job. Los Angeles just outbid London and New York and Paris to be host city of the Apocalypse.


Beverly Hills signed a deal Friday to market its shield logo, which symbolizes security. The city is impervious to terrorism. If anybody in Beverly Hills gets anthrax mailed to them they inject it into a wrinkle immediately to see if it helps.


President Bush met with the Prime Minister of Hungary Friday. He also phoned the president of Turkey. This is how far he has to go to find people who agree with him that Harriet Miers is the most qualified candidate for the U.S. Supreme Court.


New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin announced Friday he wants to legalize Las Vegas-style casino gambling at the largest New Orleans hotels. What an action junkie this guy is. You would think that those Category Three levees would be gamble enough.


Tom Cruise rushed to the microphones in Hollywood Tuesday to announce he and fiancee Katie Holmes have conceived. It makes a lot of people wonder. London bookmakers posted three-to-one odds that the baby's astrological sign will be Pyrex.


Washington D.C.'s former mayor Marion Barry found himself under investigation by the IRS on Thursday for not filing tax returns for years. He dreams of someday being a famous industrialist. He manages a couple of chemical plants on his balcony.


CBS News reported Tuesday the average price of gasoline passed three dollars a gallon this month. It doesn't change anything in Beverly Hills. George Hamilton has already quietly arranged to get the bicycle rack closest to the door at Spago.


Al Gore addressed the We Media conference in New York on Wednesday. He said American democracy is in grave danger because TV news spends all its time on Robert Blake, Michael Jackson and the Runaway Bride. His speech was pre-empted on CNN by coverage of O.J. Simpson signing autographs at a comic book convention in Los Angeles.

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