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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 6, 2005 / 3 Tishrei, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The U.S. Mint unveiled a new nickel featuring Thomas Jefferson with a smiling face. It's nice. He has the joyful look of a man who just purchased Louisiana for only six million dollars and he hasn't found out yet that it is below sea level.


Bill Clinton was in Louisiana Tuesday to meet with the hurricane victims who are living in Baton Rouge's convention center. The evacuees complained about the lack of showers, clothes and privacy. He used to hear the same thing from his interns.


New Orleans construction workers cheered as strip clubs opened Saturday. They just want stripping. They won't pay a cover charge to see female mud wrestling when they can watch Governor Kathleen Blanco and the FEMA director in the street for free.


Mississippi on Tuesday passed a law letting casinos rebuild on dry land. You couldn't beat the atmosphere on the water. Every ten minutes you would hear a loud scream and a splash and it would remind you not to count cards at the blackjack table.


Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid shocked Democrats Monday by supporting the nomination of Harriet Miers. He twice told reporters he likes her broad outline. To hell with politics, he is tired of trying to meet the right woman on the Internet.


New York's Mercantile Exchange saw oil hit sixty-seven dollars a barrel on Monday. It's bad. Oil company third quarter profits were so obscene that Howard Stern was fined three hundred thousand dollars for reporting them on his radio show.


New Orleans officials ripped the work ethic of construction workers building trailer homes for storm victims Monday. Local rules apply. When the construction worker has beer coming out of both sides of his mouth you know the trailer is level.


Ohio celebrated the one-hundredth anniversary of Wilbur and Orville Wright's first extended flight at Huffman Prairie in Ohio Monday. The first men to fly were from Ohio, the first man to orbit the Earth was from Ohio and the first man on the moon was from Ohio. It appears that guys will do anything to get out of Ohio.


O.J. Simpson signed autographs at the Los Angeles Collectibles and Horror Show Friday and Saturday. It was the tenth anniversary of his acquittal for double murder. He left a day early Sunday when the brushfires gave him a bad flash-forward.

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