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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 3, 2005 / 29 Elul, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Los Angeles remained threatened by brushfires Monday as Santa Ana winds blew into town off the Imperial Desert. According to Indian lore these desert winds drive people insane. That's such a short drive in Los Angeles, most people just walk.


The North Dakota Fighting Sioux logo was ruled damaging and offensive by the NCAA on Wednesday. They nailed the wrong school. If the NCAA wants to get rid of a mascot that's damaging and offensive they ought to abolish the Miami Hurricanes.


The Oakland Raiders upended the Dallas Cowboys behind the arm of quarterback Kerry Collins on Sunday. He's been a particular nemesis. For seven years Kerry Collins has been a member of the Dallas Cowboys' biggest rival, Alcoholics Anonymous.


Colombia refused a U.S. request Sunday to spray weed-killer on their nature parks to kill the coca plants. They grow unmolested in forty-nine national parks. Each coca plant is protected by a caterpillar wearing bell-bottoms and a purple knit hat.


The Supreme Court agreed to hear Anna Nicole Smith's claim on Howard Marshall's oil fortune. She was a stripper and he was a dirty old oilman. When they took the Ten Commandments off the courthouse steps there was no way to keep the case out.


USA Today reported Friday that gasoline sales are down fifteen percent. They said high gas prices are wiping out cigarette, candy and soft drink sales. There's a risk everyone could live to a hundred and bankrupt the entire Social Security system.


Michael Brown told Congress last Monday Louisiana leaders were dysfunctional during the relief effort in New Orleans. He remains faultless. Two weeks ago Michael Brown resigned as director of FEMA so he could spend more time keeping his wife and family waiting.


Ring of Fire, it was announced Friday, opens on Broadway in February. The show is a musical about the life of Johnny Cash. Forty-two years ago Ring of Fire was the singer's first hit song and today it's a vacation travel brochure for Los Angeles.


Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts was sworn into office Thursday and he will preside when the court opens Monday. At his young age he could swear in the next ten presidents. He will be calling Bushes and Clintons like a square dance.


Hillary Clinton canceled a trip to Puerto Rico Thursday for fear of violence from pro-independence activists on her arrival. She's seen as a colonialist. They look at the way she has subjugated her husband and they don't want to live like that.


Warren Beatty didn't deny Friday that he may run against Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California. It's all about them. When it was announced Thursday that Judith Miller had been released, they both asked how it was doing at the box office.

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