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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 5, 2017

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • Hurricane Irma crossed the Atlantic headed to the Eastern Seaboard Monday. When will they stop giving them friendly names like Harvey and Irma? Call just one of them the Megatron Death Storm and everybody would evacuate without needing one word of encouragement from the governor.


• Buckingham Palace announced Duchess Kate is pregnant with her and Prince William's third child in four years. It's called leading by example. Some people sit around and complain England could become a Muslim-majority country, while others lie down and go to work solving the problem.


• The Chicago Sun-Times reports Chicago had over thirty shootings and four shooting fatalities over Labor Day weekend. The FBI says ninety percent of all murders are committed by men. So if feminists really want to make a difference in this world, they're going to have to step up their game.


• The Walt Disney Company announced Friday that it's going to open a Star Wars themed hotel at each of its Disney theme park properties. Tie-ins with popular movies really attract families to theme parks. A Hunger Games theme park will soon open up in South Korea, it's called North Korea.


• President Trump threatened to cut off trade with countries that trade with North Korea Sunday and that includes China. Just picture the consequences of a cut-off of trade with China. We might finally get through self-checkout at Wal-Mart without needing assistance if they have nothing to sell.



• Postal Service inspectors arrested a dozen letter carriers for taking bribes from drug dealers to deliver large quantities of cocaine to customers in Atlanta. They were using the product as well. The inspectors got suspicious when all their mail was delivered correctly and an hour and a half early.


• CNN released the contents of a gracious and supportive letter that President Obama left for President Trump inside the Oval Office desk last January. What a transition. It marked the first time in history that a billionaire moved into federal housing that had been vacated by a black family.


• The White House vowed to work together with House and Senate leaders Monday to get things done for the American people by the end of the session. However, the first order of business could be Pacific defense. President Trump just promised to build a ceiling and make North Korea pay for it.


• San Francisco firefighters were turned away at the Russian embassy gate Saturday after black smoke began pouring out of the chimney that could be seen for miles around. The black smoke coming out of the Russian embassy has Americans so excited. They've just selected our next president.


• President Trump asked the White House press corps for suggestions as to which charity to donate his million-dollar Hurricane Harvey relief donation. It all provides a rare bi-partisan feel-good moment. Hillary Clinton will donate the royalties to her new book to the victim of Hurricane Comey.


• The Southern Poverty Law Center listed all Confederate monuments in the U.S. that it vows to remove. They also targeted Army bases named for Southern generals. There should be a place on the organ donor card that allows you to leave your middle finger to the Southern Poverty Law Center.


• Princess Diana's death was marked on its twentieth anniversary by fans bearing flowers to the palace gates as was the custom for a month after her mysterious car crash. If Facebook had been around back then we'd have quickly figured out who engineered her death. It was the flower industry.


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