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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 20, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The World Meteorological Association released a photo of a two-hundred-mile-long lightning bolt that lit up the sky over Eastern Oklahoma nine years ago during a thunderstorm. There's a reason that it took nine years to report it. One thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three.

Beverly Hills construction crews began tearing down Will Rogers' old house on Beverly Drive Monday. He provided a valuable lesson to future comedians. Will Rogers once joked the U.S. has the best government money can buy, and shortly afterwards he was killed in a mysterious plane crash.

New Jersey police arrested New York and New Jersey bomber suspect Ahmad Khan Ramani after a shootout with police Monday. Twenty-eight people were injured by the blasts. Officials were grateful there weren't any more because the medical staff at Chelsea Clinton's apartment was already stretched thin.

ISIS celebrated the New York and New Jersey bombings committed by Ahmad Khan Ramani before his capture Sunday. The bombing suspect is a twenty-eight-year-old Muslim who recently returned from a trip to his native Afghanistan. The Obama administration is still looking for a motive.

NBC News reported that New York City was spared a second bombing on Sunday because thieves found the suitcase in which the bomb was stored and ran off into the night with the suitcase. The motion disabled the bomb. Every now and then, those New York Values come in handy.


New York bombing suspect Ahmad Khan Ramani was caught by New Jersey cops Monday for setting off the two bombs in New Jersey and Manhattan. The administration refused to link him to ISIS. The good news is, he's got a pair of tickets to the sold-out Cat Stevens concert if anybody wants them.

Donald Trump rose to a seven-point lead over Hillary in the L.A. Times-USC nationwide daily tracking poll. His opponents hate him. Jane Goodall just observed that Trump's behavior is similar to a chimpanzee's, and now PETA is calling for a boycott of all her shows on the Discovery Channel.

President Obama addressed the Congressional Black Caucus dinner in Washington Saturday and said he'd consider it a personal insult if blacks don't vote for Hillary. The Bushes, Clintons and Carters are just as concerned. No one wants Donald Trump to have the keys to those file cabinets.

Hillary Clinton addressed reporters at a New York airport hangar Monday. They covered her every step up the stairs to the plane as she grabbed the rail with one hand and held the umbrella with the other. She went so slowly that the NYPD had time to get to the top of the stairs and pull her to safety.

Vladimir Putin's United Russia political party on Sunday maintained control of the country in parliamentary elections. However there were reports of ballot irregularities and charges of voter fraud. An optimist is defined as anybody in Russia who stays up late to see how the election turns out.

The Washington Times reported that ten thousand Syrian refugees have been re-settled from the Syrian war zone into U.S. cities. Several hundred Syrian refugees were recently re-settled in New Orleans and they're assimilating quickly. In fact, they're already complaining about the crime.

The Los Angeles Times tracking poll showed Donald Trump with a six-point lead Thursday but he trails Hillary by a large margin in Southern California. Trump may be trailing because Los Angeles already has a wall that keeps out illegal aliens. It's called two-thousand-dollars-a-month rent.

Hillary Clinton tried to rebound from a very tough week Thursday by reopening her campaign in North Carolina. Her comeback was buoyed that very day when her face appeared on the October cover of Women's Health magazine. It got Hillary a nomination for the Nobel Prize for Misdirection.


Colin Powell's e-mail was hacked and released last week, revealing stinging barbs against the presidential candidates and family members. In the e-mails, Powell made several references to the Clinton Mafia. That would mean Roger Clinton is Fredo, so don't ever go fishing with Roger Clinton.

Samsung recalled their Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phones for catching fire and exploding. Their batteries short-circuit, ignite the liquid surrounding the lithium battery and burn everything on the phone. If Hillary loses the election her next million will come from her Samsung endorsement.

New York City's Guggenheim Museum unveiled an eighteen-carat gold toilet Thursday which will be installed in a unisex bathroom on the first floor of the museum for anyone to use. What a generous gift. The solid gold toilet is on loan to the museum from Donald Trump's backup airplane.

The Las Vegas Sun ran a poll Thursday saying that Donald Trump has surged into a tie with Hillary Clinton in Nevada. It's demoralizing to many. Just when Nevada thinks it owns the title of the place where Americans make the poorest choices of their lives, along comes Hillary or Trump.


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