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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 19, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The New York Post says New York state assemblyman Bill Nojay won his primary election last Tuesday even though the guy had been dead four days. He won because his name remained on the ballot after he'd died. It gave Democrats hope that Hillary Clinton could win this thing either way.

New York Assemblyman Bill Nojay won his Democratic primary Tuesday even though he was under an FBI corruption probe and committed suicide last week. This is far from over. Bill Nojay can still win in November after Hillary Clinton's physician wrote a letter pronouncing him fit to serve.

President Obama campaigned for Hillary Clinton Wednesday saying she'd be the first woman president. Both parties have a chance to make history. If Donald Trump is elected president it'd be the first time a Presbyterian ever moved into federal housing that had been vacated by a black family.

Starbucks owner Howard Schultz blamed social and political turmoil in the United States on the coffee chain's lower-than-expected earnings. He'd never blame it on his prices. If the coffee at Starbucks gets any more expensive, customers may have to switch to a cheaper alternative, cocaine.

The L.A. Times reported that Trump's Long Beach headquarters have blacks, Hispanics, Jews and women as volunteers. It's a business decision. When you're working three jobs to make ends meet and can't afford the deductibles, nobody has time to catch pneumonia if the candidate drops by.


Hillary Clinton told a North Carolina crowd Thursday she did not enjoy having to rest at home for six days while sick. She used the time to catch up on all her laundry. At the washing machine, Hillary reminded herself to separate the whites from the deplorables, then realized they are the same.

TV Guide editors estimated Tuesday that the first presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump could draw over one hundred million TV viewers. The nation will be riveted by the format. The first presidential debate will consist of a complete physical followed by a colonoscopy.

Hillary Clinton recovering in Chappaqua met with her White House transition team. They are buying up Samsung Galaxy Note 7 smart phones. That way, after the next scandal and court order to hand over her cell phone records, they can honestly claim she can't because the phones exploded.

Colin Powell ripped Hillary Clinton in hacked e-mails Tuesday citing her mafia-like staff and her husband sleeping with bimbos at home. He also called Donald Trump a national disgrace. Colin Powell's political motto is, why run for president when you can start the war and blame Bush?

Donald Trump tried to lay aside any question about his physical condition and personal health by appearing on the Dr. Oz Show that taped on Wednesday. The show aired on Thursday. Millions of Democrats tuned into the show see if Donald Trump would ask Dr. Oz for a heart, a brain or courage.

Donald Trump rose to a three-point lead over Hillary in the Los Angeles Times daily tracking poll on Tuesday. There was no panic in the media after Hillary fell behind Trump. Democratic TV commentators calmly explained that this kind of thing is going to happen as the Apocalypse nears.

Hillary Clinton agreed Thursday to remove the Clintons' name from the Clinton Health Care Initiative Foundation if president. It wasn't her idea. The Clinton name will be removed from the foundation at the request of Health, otherwise Health is threatening to sue Hillary for false advertising.

Hillary Clinton caught grief from the press Wednesday for not going to the hospital when she collapsed from pneumonia and went to Chelsea's apartment. Hospitals can be lethal. If Jack Kennedy had been driven anywhere but a hospital after he was shot in Dallas, he might be alive today.


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