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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 13, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Donald Trump addressed a crowd in Cleveland Thursday where he promised to bring back the city's long-depressed industrial base. The city's economic condition is now slowly on the upswing. LeBron James made history last season when he became the first man ever to move back to Cleveland.

Hillary Clinton vowed to pass a Pathway to Citizenship bill for illegal immigrants Friday while Trump was cozying up to Putin. It's all politics. Hillary has to be nice to Hispanics or she'll lose her votes out West and Donald Trump has to be nice to Putin or Putin will cut off his supply of wives.

The Denver Broncos beat the Carolina Panthers in a thrilling Super Bowl re-match in Denver Thursday to kick off the NFL season. A Psychology Today article says that American football is a substitute that satisfies our lust for war. And then, to be on the safe side, we also have a lot of wars.

Hillary Clinton repeated her tale on NBC she never knowingly sent classified intelligence over her thirteen missing or smashed smart phones. She's just been suspended for ten months by USA Swimming. She actually had eighteen smart phones, but five were stolen by the gas station attendant.

Hurricane Newton finally weakened as it crossed over Mexico Friday after it lashed Cabo San Lucas on Baja California. It had ninety-mile-an-hour gusts and torrential rains. The high winds and heavy rainfall posed no threat to the people of Mexico, because they all live in the United States.

Colin Kaepernick's refusal to stand for the National Anthem was joined by other players this week. It's impossible for NFL players to live outside today's issues. Rumor has it that Tom Brady doesn't understand what the big deal is about Hillary Clinton destroying cell-phones with a hammer. .


Hillary Clinton collapsed while waiting for a Secret Service van to evacuate her from a World Trade Center attack remembrance in New York Sunday. She's caught pneumonia. Hillary made the mistake of slipping out into the general public on Friday and a Basket of Deplorables breathed on her.

Hillary Clinton's campaign admitted after a nine-hour stall that she had pneumonia Sunday but would be fine after a rest and antibiotics. Donald Trump was gracious. When Trump heard that Hillary caught pneumonia he stopped by a gift shop and bought her a Get Well in Two Months card. Donald Trump tore into Hillary for labeling half of his supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, saying Hillary puts people into baskets instead of seeing them as human beings. She's the same way with germs. Hillary Clinton's campaign just identified pneumococcus as a right-wing hate group.


Hillary Clinton's campaign staff was ripped Monday for claiming she's healthy while she had walking pneumonia, on top of her coughing fits, concussion, and blood clots. It's been like this for a quarter century. Hillary Clinton can't even get old and sick without requiring a Special Prosecutor.

The Pentagon released a weight survey of all military personnel Monday which said eight per cent of all U.S. soldiers are now classified as overweight. That's skyrocketed from one percent overweight fifteen years ago. We're now looking for a country to invade that has oil and no hills on it.

North Korea successfully tested a large nuclear bomb on Friday which Kim Kung Un said can be mounted onto a missile that can destroy Hollywood. No one's worried out here in L.A. Even if the bomb landed on Hollywood, nothing is going to happen unless it has a relative already in the industry.


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