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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 3, 2015

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama appointed a career U.S. diplomat to the newly-created post of Hostage Envoy. It is part of an effort to streamline the way the U.S. government handles U.S. citizens being taken hostage by terrorists. It's the first sign that President Obama is preparing to reopen the U.S. Embassy in Teheran.

Hillary Clinton was beset by more email threatening her candidacy Monday, keeping cable news channels fed with fresh hay for the day. Fox News captures Hillary Clinton every morning, and every afternoon CNN lets Hillary Clinton get away, which keeps everybody happy. When Republicans wake up early in the morning, they have got her, and by the time Democrats get up, she's free as a bird.

The House of Representatives and Senate will return to work next week where they are expected to take the country to the brink of another government shutdown over the U.S. budget. In the latest poll Congress was given a fifteen percent approval rating. To put that in perspective, Cosby is at sixteen.

Joe Biden was publicly encouraged by leaders of the NAACP to enter the Democratic primaries and run for U.S. president this week. They appreciate the VP's good work in race relations. During the last seven years, Joe Biden has single-handedly destroyed the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

President Obama caught heat for renaming Alaska's Mt. McKinley to its tribal name, Denali. It mollified the tribe. If you think that Indians are angry about mountain names and football mascots, just wait until Elizabeth Warren is president and they play Hail to the Chief when she enters the room.

GOP candidate Scott Walker tried to one-up Donald Trump by suggesting the U.S. needs to build a wall along the Canadian border. Great idea. We'd be the first country in history to have one wall to prevent immigrants from entering the country and one wall to keep taxpayers from fleeing the country.

President Obama flew to Alaska to attend an environmental conference examining the effect of climate change on the Arctic ice shelf and animal and fish life. This claim is by no means settled science. No scientist can explain why the ice shelf is breaking up and yet the Clintons remain together.

The White House revealed that President Obama's outreach to Cuba was successful thanks to Pope Francis acting as an intermediary between the U.S. and the Castro brothers. Although the pope did a great job mediating with Cuba, we cannot overuse the pope. It's like running too many trick plays.



The Weekly Reader published a poll of Southern California schoolchildren which revealed that the majority of them want to become reality TV stars when they grow up. It all goes with the territory. Los Angeles is the only town where everyone thinks there aren't enough cameras at traffic intersections.

California ballot measure petitioners claimed Tuesday they gathered enough signatures to place legalized marijuana on next week's ballot. The current laws are haphazard. Last week, a man was cited and ticketed by police for selling pot in a Malibu parking lot, because Malibu is zoned for cocaine.

The American Medical Association journal published a study predicting that forty percent of all Americans will be morbidly obese in fifteen years. They say symptoms creep up on you. For instance, you may be morbidly obese if you go horseback riding and then afterwards they have to shoot the horse.

NBA analyst Charles Barkley went on ESPN Radio Tuesday and said he thinks sports gambling should be legal in all fifty states not just in Las Vegas. He's a well-known player in Sin City. Charles Barkley is welcome in all the casinos in Las Vegas, but he's banned from every All You Can Eat Buffet.


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