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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 9, 2014

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





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Joan Rivers was eulogized as a brilliant comic Thursday and her death elicited the same reaction from every star in Hollywood. We can finally wear what we want. The first thing that Joan did when she entered Heaven was to ridicule everybody for wearing white after Labor Day.

People magazine showed photographs of Angelina Jolie's and Brad Pitt's wedding which took place last week at the couple's chateau located in the South of France. It was a private ceremony. They exchanged vows surrounded by one hundred and nine of their closest children.

CVS pharmacies quit selling cigarettes Wednesday and changed its name to CVS Health stores. It's called doing the right thing. The profits CVS made selling cigarettes was no match for all the money they make selling candy and potato chips to everybody who has quit smoking.

The FBI is investigating the hacking of nude photos from movie stars' smartphones. It's a hot topic. Scores of more naked photos of actresses turned up on the Internet Friday, but then how you decide to pose for your driver license photo is considered your legal right in California.

President Obama made an unscheduled visit to Stonehenge in England Friday to see the mysterious ancient temple stone monuments. The ancient Druid priests are believed to have built Stonehenge four thousand years ago to attract aliens. Now everybody is saying it worked.

President Obama's job approval rating dropped to thirty-eight percent in the Gallup Poll Thursday. They say it reflects concern over his inept handling of foreign crises. It didn't help when President Obama was asked in England about ISIS and he said his favorite flavor is lemon.



President Obama got tougher Friday and said his strategy is to dismantle ISIS. The day before he'd vowed to make ISIS more manageable. The day before that he proposed a a six-game suspension for the first beheading and a season-long suspension for the second offense.

The Delta Memphis fired the dunk tank clown for using racial taunts to get black people to throw a ball at a metal target that drops him inot the water. He could have caused a riot. The language the clown used was bad enough but the metal target was a Missouri police badge.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz accused Wisconsin GOP Governor Scott Walker of beating up women and dragging them around by the hair. How passe. If comparisons to the Taliban is the best Debbie can do, she needs to update her material by three existential threats to America.

Vladimir Putin urged Ukraine to withdraw its troops from rebel-held territory and accept a cease fire. He vowed Russia wants no more Ukrainian land. Vladimir Putin gave his word on it, but Vladimir Putin is such a notorious liar he has to get somebody else to call his dog for him.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie told a dinner Thursday that if he were president, Vladimir Putin wouldn't dare try to push him around the way that he pushes Obama around. Who could? The last time Chris Christie tried to go into a McDonald's he got stuck in the arches.

Joe Biden was cheered by centrist Democrats for vowing that the U.S. would follow ISIS all the way to the Gates of Hell. It may reduce the GOP vote in the fall elections. Once they heard that hell is a gated community, Republicans rushed down there and started buying up property.


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