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Jewish World Review Sept. 2, 2014 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• President Obama said Thursday he has no strategy to deal with ISIS, which alarmed security experts. His mood was jaunty. When reporters asked Mr. Obama to discuss the subject of the beheadings, he said he will be heading for the golf course right after the press conference.
• President Obama wore a light summer suit on Thursday for telling the world he has no strategy now for battling ISIS. It doesn't frighten the evildoers. To show how presidents stick together, George W. Bush phoned and offered to paint all of President Obama's light suits gray.
• Prime Minister David Cameron cut off his vacation early and raised Britain's threat level due to ISIS Friday. And he wore a dark suit for the announcement. Now that we know we can elect presidents who weren't born in the United States he is leading in New Hampshire and Iowa.
• ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi declared himself sent from God to establish the world caliphate Friday. He aired video of ISIS officers interrogating Western prisoners by waterboarding them. History will mark this video as the day the Ice Bucket Challenges went too far.
• Russia insisted that Russian troops had not invaded Ukraine Friday and Russian troops seen in Ukraine simply got lost on a beach vacation. They fear no backlash from Europe. The Russians are betting everything that the third time's the charm is not an expression in Germany.
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