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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 17, 2013 / 13 Tishrei, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bruno Mars will sing at this year's Super Bowl halftime in New Jersey. He's safe. They wanted Miley Cyrus but if it's ten degrees outside, CBS is afraid she'll get stuck to her dance partner in mid-twerk and it'll take firefighters or a porn director to pry them apart.

Commissioner Roger Goodell vowed to tighten player conduct rules after this year's wave of player arrests. NFL teams agreed to offer fans a cash refund in exchange for the jersey of any NFL player convicted of a crime. Bankruptcy proceedings begin next week.

Australian wildlife officials searched Friday for a hungover pig who drank eighteen beers at a campsite in the Outback. He stumbled into a ranch and got into a fight with a cow. Local police have issued an all-points bulletin for Johnny Australian Rules Football.

Governor Jerry Brown was set Friday to sign a bill into law allowing illegal aliens to be issued driver's licenses in California. It's just in time. Pope Francis just ruled that you don't have to be a practicing Catholic to get into heaven, but you may need a photo ID.

The Senate Judiciary Committee approved the Media Shield bill, which sets the definition of a journalist and protects the press from prosecution. The senators wrote the definition of a journalist into the bill. The new definition of a journalist is a blogger with his pants on.



President Obama said any attack on Syria would be just a shot across the bow with no boots on the ground. John Kerry said an attack would be unbelievably limited in scope and duration. We now wage war like we're afraid the enemy is going to call Child Services.

Vladimir Putin wrote a New York Times opinion piece Thursday in which he scolded Americans for thinking the U.S. is an exceptional nation. It proves he knows nothing about this country. Americans don't read anything longer than one hundred and forty characters.

The U.S. and Russia worked on a U.N. security Council resolution ordering Syria to hand its chemical weapons to international controls. They're cleaning house. In addition, the U.N. Security Council just gave George Zimmerman seven days to turn over a new leaf.

Russia seized on a White House gaffe Monday to stop a U.S. bombing raid on Syria and rescue Syria's regime from overthrow. Think of it as a chess game. Vladimir Putin moved his queen to the rook's seventh square, prompting President Obama to shout Bingo.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s diary was released by his ex-wife Monday where he confesses daily about his extramarital affairs. He writes that he's a serial womanizer and unable to stop. Like they say, like father like son, like uncles, like grandpas, and like Arnold-in-law.

Planned Parenthood reported Friday that California leads the nation in the number of unwanted unplanned pregnancies. It's a statistical no-brainer. What do you expect when you have a state with both the most number of women and the most number of NBA teams?

The IOC handed Tokyo the Olympic Games despite the nuclear waste still leaking out of Japan's Fukushima reactor. It saves on party favors. This time they won't have to distribute free condoms to the athletes in Olympic Village, since everyone will be be sterile.

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