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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 10, 2013 / 6 Tishrei, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Peyton Manning threw seven touchdown passes in the NFL season opener Thursday in a Denver win. He tied an NFL record. After the game President Obama telephoned the locker room and asked Peyton if his neck surgeon knows anything about foreign policy.

L.A. Lakers former star Lamar Odom was reportedly getting treatment for his alcohol and crack cocaine use. It's a local program. When his psychiatrist heard he'd married one of the Kardashian women, he wrote Lamar a prescription for the alcohol and the crack.

New York opened Fashion Week Friday with the top supermodels on display on the Armory's catwalk. It'd be a lot of work being married to a supermodel. Before making dinner every night, you have to ask her if she would rather throw up meat loaf or spaghetti.

Lance Armstrong was ordered by a Texas judge to answer questions as to who knew about his steroid use when he made millions. It's demoralizing. The worst thing about Lance Armstrong is that the French can tell us we told you so for the rest of recorded time.

President Obama said in Russia Friday he was encouraged by talks with other world leaders about the situation in Syria. You know it's bad when your only supporters are the French. The best guess is, they figured we will need the help producing the white flag.

President Obama addresses Americans tonight to push his plan to attack Syria. This might be a good time to look in the mirror. Any nation that sells Dolly Madison Pink Frosted Zingers shouldn't be lecturing anyone about using chemical weapons on its people.

Vladimir Putin says he has one hundred pages of proof that Syrian rebels launched the chemical weapons attack on innocent people and not the Syrian Army. Vlad's giving us a way out. If Americans were duped into war by false intelligence about weapons of mass destruction President Obama can blame it on Bush and people will agree out of habit .

President Obama made the case for a brief bombing campaign with limited targeting of chemical storage facilities in Syria. He made a campaign promise to have the most transparent administration ever. That starts with revealing our battle plans ahead of time.



John McCain held a town hall meeting in Phoenix Thursday where he kidded himself for getting caught playing poker on his iPhone during Senate hearings. He got a hearty laugh. Today a senator whose only addiction is gambling is considered to be a moral giant.

The NFL decided to open this year's football season on Thursday which was the widely-observed Jewish holiday of Rosh Hashana. It was a risky move. It meant that every NFL player in Thursday's game had to start the season without their defense lawyers.

Princess Diana was selected by Americans in a Vanity Fair poll as the dead celebrity they'd most like to bring back to life. She was the first celebrity to figure out you should leave ten thousand dollars a month to a public relations firm in your will. Eventually your kids are going to stop mentioning your name in public and distributing your photos.

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