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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 2, 2013 / 27 Elul, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama hadn't decided if the U.S. will strike Syria. He wants to launch a strike in the middle of a civil war that won't overthrow the dictator but will change his behavior. Problem is, he forgot to renew his Magician's Union card after getting re-elected.

The British Parliament rejected the use of force against Syria Thursday. The House of Commons meets at six o'clock at night and stays in session until two in the morning. It's the first legislature in history and, to this day, the only one that keeps comedians' hours.

Joe Biden declared Tuesday that Syria must be held accountable for using chemical weapons. Now it's suspected al-Qaeda staged the attack to reel in the U.S. If America's options were a horse race, The Devil You Know would be thundering down the backstretch.

Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel was suspended by the NCAA for the first half of Saturday's game. They suspect he took cash to autograph jerseys. The NCAA issued a statement warning that this is what happens when a college player is taught how to write.

The NFL agreed to pay seven hundred million dollars to treat retired NFL players for memory loss due to concussions. Just last week O.J. Simpson was reported playing for the Aryan Nations prison softball team. Tell me this man doesn't need immediate attention.



Labor Day is celebrated today with picnics and family get-togethers The holiday's original meaning has been watered down over the years. Republicans today have no desire to honor organized labor while Democrats give each other work clothes as gag gifts.

North Korea's dictator Kim Jung Un executed a former girlfriend by firing squad last week with eleven other actresses. They were caught distributing Bibles and porn videos of themselves. It's overwhelming evidence they were agents of American influence.

Allstate's survey says Colorado has the safest drivers in the U.S. while Washington D.C. has the most dangerous. It's self explanatory. Legalized pot causes you to drive twenty miles an hour and legalized bribery causes you to shop for nicer cars while you are driving.

A Japanese nuclear scientist said radiated water has been leaking into the Pacific Ocean from Japan's busted reactor. It's affecting Americans. California pot famers say the radiated ocean is affecting their crops, or maybe for some reason they're a little paranoid.

The White House said it won't interfere with laws legalizing pot smoking in Colorado and Washington state. It helps Democrats. Two years ago Arizona legalized medical pot and not one time since has anybody cared enough about illegal immigration to bring it up.

MLK anniversary speaker Melanie Campbell compared the Supreme Court to the Ku Klux Klan during her speech on the Lincoln Memorial Wednesday. That is so wrong. The KKK are a bunch of guys in white sheets that scare the hell out of black people while the Supreme Court's a bunch of guys in black sheets that scare the hell out of white people.

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