In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 28, 2011 / 29 Elul, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Arnold Schwarzenegger announced Friday that he's signed a book deal to write the story of his life. He can look back and be proud. He came to Hollywood forty years ago without a dime, and by the time he left the California governor's office nobody had a dime.

President Obama committed a gaffe, telling a black crowd that a billionaire shouldn't pay a lower tax rate than a Jew, before correcting himself and saying janitor. It's a pattern. Last week at a banquet he called for a Palestinian state run by Hamas, and what he meant to say was, pass the salt.

Hallmark rolled out a line of layoff cards Monday which allows you to console family members and friends who have lost their jobs. The cards are written to be humorous but sales so far are low. Nobody wants the cards unless they're in the shape of a money-holder.

Salt Lake City had three thousand protesters run in their underwear to protest what they call Utah's uptight laws. The new bar law requiring a divider between bartender and customer was the last straw. You shouldn't have to write your drink order on a piece of paper and push it into the cracks of a wall and pray that your drink request is answered.

Rio de Janeiro lifeguards reported Sunday that hundreds of beachgoers in Brazil were bitten on the ankles by piranhas. The fish have no predators and can eat an entire cow in five minutes. They win all the contests at Interstate highway restaurants throughout Texas.

New York hospitals reported a huge drop in cocaine-related emergency room cases Monday because the recession has made cocaine way too expensive. You can't make it up. President Obama finally passed health care reform and no one can afford the overdose.

President Obama held a fundraiser at the House of Blues in West Hollywood Monday, snarling L.A. traffic for the third time in a year. Sunset Boulevard was shut down for eight hours. It gave everybody enough time to listen to the audio version of Mitt Romney's book.

Saudi Arabia proclaimed a new law for the kingdom Monday which allows women to vote in Saudi Arabia, but women still aren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia. This is not exactly a breakthrough in women's rights. They have cars but they don't have elections.

N.Y. Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said Sunday his police force has the capability of shooting down a plane. They have rockets fired from helicopters. The Boston police just purchased ICBM's from Russia to keep the Yankees from having an edge in the playoffs.

President Obama told black Americans Saturday to take off their bedroom slippers and put on their marching shoes. What an insult. He's lucky the Secret Service pulled him away from the microphone before he banned them from the University of Mississippi.

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