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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 23, 2011 / 24 Elul, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Don't Ask, Don't Tell ended Tuesday when the U.S. military began taking applications from openly gay recruits. It'll be a great fighting force. We could be first army in history to train soldiers to be combat ready on a moment's notice by having them shower together.

Wrigley Field in Chicago announced it'll hold a Movie Night in mid-October and show Ferris Bueller's Day off on the stadium's three big jumbo screens. The Cubs are out of the playoffs and the stadium is available. Movie Night has been on the schedule since April.

The Justice Department was cited by a U.S. auditor for spending four million dollars on snacks and pastries at ten DOJ conferences in one year. It's expected. They've been going around the country confiscating medical marijuana and the pastry bill just followed them.

Michael Jackson's doctor's trial in L.A. will be televised Friday. The public demanded it. If you miss details of how much Valium, how much Demerol, and how much Propofol he mixed for a good night's sleep, the recipe will be posted on the Food Network's website.

Utah's new law forces bars to build a partition between bartender and patron. It's to prevent you from seeing your drink getting poured. Utah makes it so difficult to drink that more celebrities get sober at the Sundance Film Festival than at the Betty Ford Center.

San Francisco ordered skyscrapers to paint dots on their windows to warn birds not to fly into them. So they like birds, do they? If they could see the chopped up bird parts under the Palm Springs windmills, they'd be calling for Exxon to drill in San Francisco Bay.

NASA predicted the six-ton Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite will crash to earth somewhere between Canada and Colombia. The EPA is monitoring it closely. Whoever it lands on is going to face a huge federal fine for improperly disposing of electronic waste.

President Obama took credit for the Arab Spring in a U.N. speech Wednesday. He said what's happened in Egypt, Libya and to bin Laden proves that peace can come without violence. Apparently Osama bin Laden was killed by a yoga instructor from the Navy SEALs.

The Secret Service caught a guy who successfully leaped over the White House fence near the western gate on Tuesday. It didn't end well. The fence jumper was caught and wrestled to the ground by federal agents and then ushered back to work in the Oval Office.

BP was targeted by a study Tuesday saying the tar balls washed ashore by Tropical Storm Lee show that last year's oil spill still sits on the ocean floor. It's true. It's only been a year and already the Sunni crabs have slaughtered the Shiite crabs for control of the oil.

Iran released the two American caught hiking in Iran two years ago then charged as spies. Last year North Korea released two U.S. women hikers charged as spies. We fooled them for awhile because they thought all our spies wore tuxedos and have British accents.

Full Tilt Poker onine poker house was busted by the feds Tuesday for running a Ponzi scheme with gambler deposits. The owners spent all the money in the gambler's accounts before they could wager it, so if they won, it wouldn't have been there. Just when you think America is going down the drain, somebody figures out a way to save Social Security.

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