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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 15, 2011 / 16 Elul, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Texas Governor Rick Perry was attacked by all the GOP candidates at Monday's GOP debate. He was stubborn, belligerent and he mispronounced some words. The next morning Iran released two U.S. hostages and wondered aloud why we can't all just get along.

Rick Perry was attacked by many of the other GOP presidential candidates Monday for calling Social Security a big Ponzi scheme. Everyone hopes this isn't true. If Social Security turns out to be a big Ponzi scheme, Ruth Madoff could go to jail for double-dipping.

Saudi Arabia ruled Monday that women may work as sales clerks in Victoria's Secret in Riyadh but only with a dark screen around the stores. Saudis don't mind lingerie being sold as long as no one sees women working. They are a proud people with a porn addiction.

California lawmakers sent a bill to the governor's desk on Tuesday which would give college aid to illegal aliens. It helps immigrant families to move up. Thanks to this bill, today's fully-employed farmworker can become tomorrow's unemployed college graduate.

Jackie Kennedy ripped Martin Luther King in her just-published memoirs for organizing sex parties in the Sixties. The timing is no accident. People are so turned off by that giant scowling statue of him on the National Mall that Democrats are scrambling to highlight his lighter side.

Porsche introduced a new a super-charged gasoline-electric hybrid Monday that will go from zero to sixty miles-an-hour in three seconds. That's just the gasoline-powered engine. The electricity panel is powerful enough to elect the next three governors of Texas.

President Obama was hailed by liberals Tuesday when a report showed that seventy percent of his federal judge nominees were either racial minorities or women. White males get no respect. On Monday night New England Patriot receiver Wes Welker took a short pass and ran ninety-nine yards for a touchdown and got flagged for delay of game.

Women's Wear Daily reported that New England Patriot Tom Brady's supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen made forty million dollars last year, double his salary. It makes NFL stadium security even tighter. President Obama is going up and down the East Coast with a vacuum cleaner sucking cash out of Americans who are making more than their fair share.

Mitt Romney drew cheers at the GOP debate Monday as he vowed to return Winston Churchill's bust to the Oval Office. Good show! If the world were a network television lineup the sitcom starring the Anglo-Saxons would be called Everybody Loves Imperialism.

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