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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 12, 2011 / 13 Elul, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The NFL held its opener between the Green Bay Packers and the New Orleans Saints Thursday. It was pretty grim. The league had to borrow the silver dollar for the pre-game coin toss from the Federal Reserve and at the end of the game they owed China two dollars.

Jackie Kennedy revealed in tapes that aired Friday the FBI recorded Martin Luther King organizing sex parties in Washington D.C. The revelation came just a week after his statue was dedicated in the capital. Thanks to cell phone cameras, there will never be another statue on the National Mall again.

Mattel introduced Sinatra Barbie Thursday, with the doll dressed in a hound's tooth suit. The accessories make the outfit. The doll is wearing a fedora hat and carrying a fifth of Jack Daniel's, and the doll's hair is made from the same synthetic fibers as Frank's.

Christian Dior's famous former designer John Galliano was fined in Paris for making anti-Semitic remarks in a French bar. Last March he got coked up and praised Hitler on YouTube. Palestine isn't even a state yet and already people are running for president of it.

WikiLeaks released classified U.S. cables Friday saying Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah was actually ninety-two and not eighty-two as he claimed and that he still takes Viagra. If he's ever overthrown and needs to hide, he can always try the front row of the Laker games.

NASA launches a new mission to the moon Thursday sending two robots to the lunar surface who will measure gravity and chase each other in circles. It's an old story. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldren have lost their jobs to a pair of ATM machines on roller skates.

Dick Cheney openly urged Hillary Clinton to run for president against Barack Obama on Thursday. He called her the most formidable and attractive Democrat. Dick Cheney proved the old adage true that women get more beautiful the closer you get to closing time.

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