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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 4, 2009 15 Elul 5769

Twenty-one presidential Vacation No-Nos

By Roger Simon

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The 21 things you can't say to the president on his summer vacation:

1. Two weeks' paid vacation after only seven months on the job? Sweet!

2. Joe Biden says he's willing to caddy if you let him play golf with you.

3. Cable at Camp David? Nobody told us you wanted cable at Camp David!

4. Chuck Grassley wants to know why he's invited to Yellowstone only if he sits on top of Old Faithful.

5. We know the first lady got to wear shorts, but that doesn't mean you get to wear shorts.

6. Officer Crowley and Professor Gates are still in the garden. Should somebody tell them it's OK to go home?

7. President Clinton called and says he is willing to fly to Afghanistan to investigate allegations of wild parties in Kabul. He's called four times, in fact.

8. Mitt Romney says don't put Bo on top of the car.

9. The National Park Service says it will cost only $1.37 million to put up a badminton net on the South Lawn.

10. Hillary wants to know if while you're at Camp David she can come into the Oval Office and measure for new drapes.

11. Biden says he knows we're not near the clubhouse, but he's all wee-weed up.

12. New poll numbers? We haven't heard anything about new poll numbers.

13. We checked, sir, and those people wandering around Martha's Vineyard were "birders," not "birthers."

14. But your medical plan doesn't cover poison ivy!

15. Blockbuster says it's out of "The Godfather" and "The Godfather: Part II" but wonders if "Part III" will be OK.

16. Technically, you are in charge of the National Weather Service, but that doesn't mean you can make sure it doesn't rain until you are back at work.

17. McDonald's says if it extends the $1.19 Egg McMuffin offer for you, it will have to extend the offer for everybody.

18. Dick Cheney wants to know if he can come back and look for some boxes he left behind. He says they are filled just with old books and pictures and not incriminating documents linking him to horrifying acts of illegal torture.

19. "Bo ate a cricket." You really want us to Tweet that?

20. If we let you have a news conference, it wouldn't be a vacation.

21. Rahm says you were supposed to bring the potato salad.

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