In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 26, 2009 / 9 Tishrei 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Congress agreed Friday to allow the import of Chinese chickens if China allows safety inspections of Chinese facilities. There's nothing wrong with the way the Chinese prepare their chickens. They simply tell them straight out that they're going to die.

Al-Qaeda was prevented from blowing up a skyscraper in Dallas Thursday. The plot was foiled by undercover FBI agents who supplied the terrorist with fake explosives. The FBI did a great job but they remain two interceptions behind Tony Romo for the week.

President Obama gave three televised speeches last week. He also did five news shows and David Letterman. Americans are washing their hands three times a day and sneezing into their elbows but it has done nothing to stop the spread of Obama Fatigue.

Oklahoma geologist Jan Cannon struck gold in Alaska's remote Tongass National Forest on Thursday. Once mined it will produce thirty million ounces of gold. Now the only thing that'll protect you from inflation is dehydrated food and canned goods.

Libya's Moammar Khadaffi gave a bizarre and rambling seventy-five minute speech to the U.N. Wednesday. There was nothing anyone could do to stop him. He's the first man in history to cancel a weapons of mass destruction program in exchange for stage time.

President Obama warned Friday that Iran poses a threat to U.S. interests. Where have we heard that song before? At the rate Barack Obama is rehabilitating George W. Bush's reputation there could be a monument to him on the National Mall by next year.

President Obama quoted the CIA Friday saying Iran is hiding secret underground nuclear labs. There's no way to know if the intelligence is correct. Now that he's got the Justice Department torturing the CIA they'll tell him anything he wants to hear.

Chrysler started a redesign of the Fiat on Friday. They have to make it bigger for the U.S. market. Americans need bigger seats than Italians because we eat french fries with our pasta and they don't, and it must sleep five until the depression is over.

Senator John Ensign explained the Senate health care bill Friday. It's popular out west. Anyone who doesn't buy insurance may go to jail for twelve months, or as twelve percent of Californians see it, one year of free housing, food and health care.

Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov bought the New Jersey Nets Thursday. The Kremlin forced him to divest his stocks last year after he bought hookers for investors, leaving him with billions in cash when stocks crashed. For all the bad luck hookers have brought public figures lately, the pendulum was bound to swing the other way eventually.

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