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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 23, 2009 / 5 Tishrei 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Dallas Cowboys drew a hundred thousand fans for their stadium opening game with the N.Y. Giants Sunday. Everyone described the stadium's atmosphere as being just like college. No one wanted to leave because they knew there are no jobs waiting for them.


David Hasselhoff was hospitalized with alcohol poisoning in Encino Monday. It was an epic battle. Alcohol has been waiting four hundred years for an actor who can stay in the ring with it, and David Hasselhoff lasted two rounds longer than most.


Cirque du Soleil founder Guy Lalibertie will travel to the Space Station this week to become the first clown in space. This isn't going to help the popularity of the space program. If there's anything more obnoxious than mime, it's mime in zero gravity.


The Health Department advised Americans Monday to avoid swine flu this fall by washing your hands. People with the flu are hot, dizzy and confused. Every time another blonde gets off the bus in Los Angeles the CDC swoops in with a butterfly net.


Bill Clinton recalled in taped memoirs Monday how Boris Yeltsin walked outside the White House onto Pennsylvania Avenue drunk one night. He stood in his underwear shouting for a pizza. It is the essence of diplomacy to take your cues from your host.


NFL Merchandise reported Friday that the Brett Favre football jersey is by far the number-one seller on the NFL website. America's favorite athlete is now a white Mississippi cotton farmer. Last November Barack Obama was a symbol of how far we've come as a nation, and a year later Brett Favre is a symbol of how far we've gone back.


New York's InterContinental Hotel installed metal detectors on all doors Monday for Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's arrival. He can't wait to get to New York. You have no idea how difficult it is to get a good corned beef sandwich in Iran.


Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Monday the Holocaust was a hoax, and he added that he loves to make Americans angry, saying Americans are professional killers. That's not true. You don't have to pay Anglo-Saxons to kill, you have to pay us to cease fire when ordered.


President Obama went on all the Sunday news talk shows except Fox News. He had complained to reporters Wednesday that Fox News spends all day attacking him. The next day Russia took Poland from him like a coyote snatching Jessica Simpson's poodle.


President Obama on Sunday discussed his health care mandate in the health care reform bill in which the federal government requires you to buy health insurance. He can't possibly enforce this. The bank accounts are empty and the prisons are full.


ACORN was defunded by Congress last week when ACORN staffers got taped telling two undercover journalists posing as a hooker and a pimp how to scam the government. They didn't stop there. The two undercover journalists went to the U.S. Capitol posing as a pimp and a hooker, and the Capitol police directed them to the lobbyists' entrance.

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