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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 7, 2009 / 18 Elul 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Michael Jackson's funeral was held at midnight Thursday as brushfires raged in the background. What a mistake. If you're going to scatter Michael Jackson's ashes over the San Gabriel Mountains you wait until he stops burning before you do it.


The New York Yankees changed a Sunday night game in late September to a day game because Yom Kippur starts at sundown. It's the holiest day on the Jewish calendar. The Cubs played a double-header on Yom Kippur one hundred years ago and you know the rest.


Chicago Mayor Richard Daley saw a list of the city's crack houses Thursday and noticed that his press secretary owns one of the buildings. Politics is a tough racket. The press secretary had to evict his only tenant who pays on time and in cash.


Teddy Kennedy's memoirs were excerpted in the New York Times Thursday, where he wrote about how the Green Bay Packers scouted him as a football player. His life would have been so different. He would have derailed his career by driving into Lake Superior.


Labor Day picnics were held across the Midwest by labor unions Monday. The day is intended to give working people a chance to forget about the problems of the world and to enjoy an afternoon with nothing to do. It's like being vice president for a day.


Michael Vick's NFL suspension was reduced to two games Friday. No one is that mad anymore. With people biting off each other's fingers over health care reform, dogfights now look like a halfway house for people who want to quit town hall meetings.


New York City College hired former governor Eliot Spitzer to teach a course on government and politics Thursday. They're paying him forty-five hundred dollars. The salary's non-negotiable, forty-five hundred dollars is the going rate for clunkers.


Barack Obama's desire to address schoolkids Tuesday ran into fierce opposition from parents. Opponents say it promotes a cult of personality and said they'll keep their kids out of school tomorrow. Republicans are calling it Take Our Children to Golf Day.


The Labor Department reported the highest unemployment rate in twenty-six years Friday, near ten percent. That's all we've gotten for the eight-hundred-billion-dollar stimulus package. Americans haven't paid so much for so little since Nouvelle Cuisine.


Beatles fans are lining up to buy The Beatles: RockBand, a year after Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and John Lennon and George Harrison's widows agreed to the animated video game featuring remastered Beatles hits. Afghanistan and Iraq could learn from this. There's no tribal rift that can't be healed by pure capitalism.


White House adviser Van Jones apologized on Friday for signing a petition five years ago accusing the Bush White House of allowing the World Trade Center attack. Outsiders are always bomb throwers. Ever since Van Jones got his new job, the idea of the White House secretly controlling everything in the world has his full approval.


Van Jones refused to resign as Green Jobs Czar Thursday after background checks showed him to be a radical communist. His vetting was sloppy. The White House always asks appointees if there's anything in their background that could embarrass the president, but they never bother reading anything that's over one thousand pages long.

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