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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 2, 2009 / 13 Elul 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Dick Cheney ripped the White House Sunday for probing the way the CIA interrogated terrorists by using immersion, head slapping and sticking their heads in buckets of ice water. What's the big deal? This is how college kids prepare for class most mornings.


The Washington Post ran an editorial Sunday praising Ted Kennedy and saying they will miss his moral clarity. So will the comedians. The only way they could have set us up any better would be if they'd praised his drive.


ESPN announced Monday their reporters will be interviewing players in hologram form soon. The test was wildly successful. Of course, not all virtual interviews will be as exciting as Michael Vick being interviewed by the guard dogs from Hogan's Heroes.


Walt Disney bought Marvel Comics for four billion dollars Monday. It was to get Spider Man and Iron Man. If someone had told you ten years ago that Robert Downey Jr. would be a Disney icon, you'd have said we'll elect a black president before that happens.


President Obama was reported Monday to be soon to play a golf round with Tiger Woods. It's a big mistake. The nation is nine trillion dollars in the hole and if the president wants to start winning it back he should be playing with Michael Jordan.


John Daly skipped the PGA tournament at the Barclay's last week to record some of his favorite ballads for a CD. His lifestyle is taking its toll. After his last physical exam John Daly's doctor told him that if he has six strong friends, to put them on stand-by.


Fox News host Glenn Beck lost Clorox as a TV sponsor after he called President Obama a racist. Everyone's too sensitive. The company that once promised to get your whites whiter is now promising to get your whites into diversity training.


Southern California brushfires neared broadcast towers on Mt. Wilson Monday. The blaze threatened to cut off all cell phone service and texting and Twitter service. It could be the biggest improvement to auto safety since the invention of the seat belt.


California wildfires emitted a huge mushroom cloud of smoke over Los Angeles Monday. It looked like Hiroshima. We'll never be safe until the Pentagon develops a missile defense system that can protect us from the camp stoves of Mexican marijuana growers.


Arnold Schwarzenegger directed California firefighting efforts Monday with that booming voice of his. He loves to send the tankers and aircraft and water cannons into action. His contract as governor allows him to direct three episodes each season.


Michigan Coach Rich Rodriguez was accused by players of working them longer than the twenty-hour-a-week limit. They already fill up thirteen stadiums a year and get paid nothing. Abe Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation freed all slaves held in rebel territory, but excluded those in Union territory or in college football.

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