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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 1, 2009 / 12 Elul 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Teddy Kennedy was eulogized at his funeral mass in Boston Saturday. Two of his sons and the priest and the president gave moving speeches. Arnold Schwarzenegger was in attendance in case he was needed but they decided to put the casket on rollers.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency due to wildfires ringing Los Angeles Friday. The flames and smoke were everywhere. All the child kidnappers woke up Saturday and looked out the window and just assumed they had died.

Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said Friday she will use Ted Kennedy's name to try to push health care reform legislation through the U.S. Congress. It's only right. That way when the bill falls on its face everyone will think of dear old Teddy.

Ted Kennedy was eulogized Wednesday as a man who cared for the poor and who stayed optimistic. It's an old party trait. A Democrat sees the glass of water as half full, while a Republican looks at the same glass and wonders who drank half his water.

Teddy Kennedy's name became a war cry for government-run health care Friday by Democrats. His father was one of America's greatest capitalists. Ted was buried at Arlington instead of in the family plot to keep him away from his dad as long as possible.

Democratic U.S. Senator Blanche Lincoln of Arkansas was reported Friday in danger of being challenged by a conservative Democrat next year. It's a one-party state. People in Arkansas would vote for the Devil if he were a Democrat, unless it was the primary.

The FTC announced a nationwide ban Thursday on robocalls to homes, beginning this week. The recorded calls have become a major annoyance. From now on college students who call home will have to stay on the line and ask for the money personally.

Don Imus was reported Thursday ready to sign a deal to bring his morning radio show to the Fox Business Channel. The idea has tremendous possibilities. If Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson can be lured into monitoring Don Imus on Fox Business News Channel every day, it could brainwash them into becoming capitalists and save America.

The Weather Channel aired pictures of wildfires around Los Angeles Thursday when the hot and dry Santa Ana winds arrived off the Imperial Desert. The Spanish explorers believed these winds cause temporary insanity. How else to explain the rebound in real estate?

Budweiser was rebuked Wednesday for decorating Budweiser cans in local college football colors. They said it encouraged campus binge drinking. Decades ago Budweiser began making their cans in the colors of crimson and cream, trusting that sales to Alabama fans and Oklahoma fans and the Soviet Army would always guarantee a profit.

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