Jewish World Review Sept. 26, 2007 / 14 Tishrei 5768
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez canceled his speech at the U.N. Tuesday. All the attention was on Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Every year the Tournament of Hitlers can only have one grand marshal and someone's feelings inevitably get hurt.
Kiefer Sutherland was arrested for drunk driving in West Hollywood Monday. The star made an illegal u-turn and was pulled over. The cops had a pretty good idea Kiefer Sutherland was drunk after he identified himself as Special Agent Jack Daniels.
Marcel Marceau died in Paris at age eighty-four on Saturday after entertaining crowds all his life with his matchless gift of mime. He will be missed. When his death was announced, audiences all over the world stood and observed a moment of noise.
Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke to the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday after his Columbia speech. He claimed Iran has no homosexuals. The Village People once performed a concert in Tehran and came home looking like the Headless Horsemen.
The Service Employees International Union postponed its endorsement of a presidential candidate on Tuesday. They are janitors, hotel maids and busboys. The members backed the winner in the last two presidential races, unfortunately it was Vicente Fox.
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